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6 hours ago, The Bishop said:

I would like a few people to meet my mother .. she died in 1981.

At the despair of popping you out?

15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

My key ring has a car key and front door key

 

.....a back door key, a cork screw, bottle opener, knuckle duster, lucky gonk, leather cosh, safe deposit box key, toy otter (or seal not sure which), tool for smashing car windows (just in case my car door won't open. Honest), small bronze Anne Boleyn figure what I nicked sorry, bought from Hampton Court gift shop

I can understand the front door key and the car key so you can tow the thing but, do they really put back doors on caravans?

9 hours ago, Bubba C said:

To quote a well known phrase, “would you like to suck my dick?”

I'll decline if it's all the same to you. You see, its not really my thing and besides i cant stand the taste of sheep shit you fucking valley boy.

Just now, Bubba C said:

Is he a shirter? He looks proper suspect. 

To quote a well known phrase, "it takes one, to know one"

9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Maybe, but you were being honest as well...

He supports Corbyns Labour, of course he's not honest.

15 hours ago, scotty said:

Having run out of washing detergent recently,  I was idly googling as to whether or not I could use shower gel in the machine instead of getting out of my pit and down to the shops. This took me to a money saving cuntspert page about homemade washing soap, involving boiling up scraps of old soap, adding soda, reducing the congealed mess to shavings and thereby saving oneself nearly thruppence a month. This advice ran to several pages. 

Martin Lewis is indeed a cunt. 

Did you get to the money saving tip involving turning condoms inside out?

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

Cheers, I'd not thought of this.

You thick fucking bog dweller. It's only myself and Neil that demonstrates there is at least some intelligence in Norfolk.

On 07/02/2019 at 08:33, Cardinal Sin said:

I do, but then I work from home.

You're not a SpanzyPacker personal trainer type?

3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Could be. I know admin wipe out multis when they find them, but if someone creates an ID using their home computer and internet service, and then creates another ID using a work computer and different internet connection, how would anyone know it was the same person? 

What fucking idiot goes on CuntsCorner using a work computer. I come out in a cold fucking sweat just checking my 'Like to Post' ratio on a public library computer and I'm expecting my membership card to be (quietly) taken away any day now.

John Barnes has come out in support of Neeson. What better endorsement do you need? (At least thats what the interviewer thinks he said as he talks so fucking quick, who knows)

30 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

Decs is of Irish descent so is he really "of Norfolk" .. a man can be born in a stable but is not a horse.

I think you're confusing the fact that he has the charisma of an Irish potato, although the webbed hands and feet would have come in handy getting across the irish sea.

11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

If anybody mentions Billy the Kid, they can consider themselves reported.

What about Oor Wullie the Kid?

A fucking Mick wanting to kill someone! Where's the revelation in that?

On 03/02/2019 at 18:43, Wizardsleeve said:

Remarkable imagery!  

I thought that too. A bit too detailed to be imagined so Is there anything you wish to share Dickless?

13 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

You’re showing your age you fat, balding predator. I’ve no idea who that is.

He did like boats, very much like our Fwankie, however I think he's a bit apprehensive of them now for some reason,.....oh yes, and he has the facial features of an expired Yankee Candle.

Has this any relevance to Caitlyn Jenners appearance on Through the Keyhole. I don't even think Kasim Khuram would shag it and to be totally honest I think I would prefer to get a blowie from Gemma Collins. 

To put a little context of how despised this fat munter is, i dont even think Kasim Kharum would shag her.

Pot pot dyslexic

Isn't this a victimless crime? Or would the Co-op be the victim as he broke in? Or perhaps he just likes his girlfriends to smell of Eau - De - formaldehyde 

4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

Poof.

What's got you all in a spin? Are you still pissed because helicopters aren't allowed near Leicester yet.

If ever a head was given the wrong body then I guess Beth wins hands down. I'd do her from behind mind you but only if there were no mirrors around.

Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking  sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'.

Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder?

What do you expect then? A reverse burden of proof as that required by the Health and Safety at Work Etc Act. With the amount of false accusations in the past, that isn't going to end well.

Theres no charges for sexual descrimination so presumably it was both women and men that were victims. Do you have some sympathy for him now Punky?

19 hours ago, ratcum said:

he drove the speedboat that killed that woman

A 'pilot' 'navigates' a boat he doesn't drive it. Ask Fwank, he knows all about boats ............and burying ex-girlfriends at sea.