Cunty BigBollox

21 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Nor, presumably, schools that teach spelling.

He knows it's Fayf

10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Pile of shit.

He really is the metaphorical Ape, just throwing his shitty thoughts and ideas around like a chimp that's overdosed on Senokot.

17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Some people are well suited to the Cunts Corner environment. They take the time to understand the way of things, and how to conduct themselves. They also understand the way others behave, and how the things they say are often designed solely to elicit a response from the recipient. Generally speaking, this arrangement has worked well for many years, and the regular posters exchange sarcastic, inappropriate and often offensive comments in good humour: they’re being cunts to each other.

However, there appears to be a breed of newcomer to these hallowed halls that seem hell bent on turning The Corner into a place where they can engage in unhindered, supposedly serious political debate, and really don’t know how to react to the inevitable sarcasm and ridicule their pseudo-intellectual drivel attracts. Fucking idiots, the pair of them.

lol LOL fuck off.

What the fuck are you fucking on about, you stupid fucking cunt.

I'm not, I've got a strict policy not to vote for any muslims, paki's, chinks or gollies. 

Just now, Frank said:

What's your problem with estate agents, in particular?

At least £2k to take a few photos with a fish eye lens, mis-measure rooms and post some bullshit on the internet. Did you really require an explanation.

I'd like to implant my fist into your stupid gob.

1 hour ago, Neil said:

£80 quid to be told you need a tooth out,£225 to take said cunt out, 5 minutes in the chair...robbing cunts. Also advised me that I should consider an implant to replace it...£4-£5,000.....fuck off! Cunts

My teeth are more fucked than Roops' ginger growler but I'm waiting for the hospital to extract some after my dentist thought it wasn't worth his fucking time doing it for the NHS fee, so they referred me. That's twice now and it's only been 2 years - hopefully they're going to fall out any day now and I'll save myself multiples of £225. Stupid thing is I've got £25k to pay for implants but I think dentists are such robbing cunts (comparable to vets, estate agents and recruitment consultants) that I've decided to keep it in my bank account for as long as I can.

On 29/04/2024 at 21:29, ChildeHarold said:

So you're calling my mate Binny a prick? You're heading for a dry slap my old mate. 

The very first EV. Things have not significantly improved apart from the addition of a fourth wheel.

On 29/04/2024 at 20:55, ChildeHarold said:

This nom has seriously flopped on its arse like the Sinclair C5.   

I think it has more to do with the poster than the subject though.

What do you seriously think?........

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Take your time.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

Oh and why you're at it , look up narcissist.You may well find that ticks a few personal boxes. 

Get an avatar, you little fuck weasel.

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I think you might have misspelled "twat" there.

I think you've misspelled "misspelt". 

Are you 'merican-Scottish?

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I know you thick cunt.

What? That's it's the condescending black cunt or that he's the world's shittest comedian?

On 28/04/2024 at 00:38, King Billy said:

I prefer hoops to alphabet, but baked beans would beat both every time if that’s any help.

Did you know that Heinz now make Alphebat shapes specifically for dyslexics.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I like your Nelson Mandela avatar.

That's an old photo of Sir Leonard of Dudley, the only comedian that would beat Michael McIntyre into second place for the shittest comedian of all time.

On 25/04/2024 at 14:30, Eric Cuntman said:

and Uncle Ben’s is shit now as well so they can fuck off wherever they sent that poor old black man.

He got promoted to advertising Jus-Rol pastry......,because you can kneed that too.

On 25/04/2024 at 13:26, and said:

So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?)

Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'!

I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized.

Do you really expect me to starve?

It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968.

Third Reich supermarket cunts.

 

Chins up! You fucking obese cunt.

19 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

So many cunts think they can cook a decent bolognaise.I'm inviting you cunts to wave your cocks about and say what makes the best tasting sauce. Men's love juice or fanny batter ( I realise this description is from another member and I bow to their descriptive brilliance  ) will not be accepted. For me it's carrot , celery,  tomatoes , Basil,  thyme , stock juice, tomato puree, mince beef , fried bacon , red wine .Bay leafs .A little  bit of cayenne pepper.Do your fucking worst you bunch of degenerates. 

Leaves is the plural of leaf, you fucking cretin. 

Do you think you might have picked up a touch of Creutzfeldt-Jakob from the shitty beef in your Bolognese??

On 26/04/2024 at 07:00, Neil said:

I think that place needs to up its game. The presentation of that leaves a lot to be desired. What was for dessert, Angel Delight?

Looks more like a sit down food bank.

I wonder if he 'manifests' a bloody brown-eye every night. 

I bet these crackpots have scrubbed the word coincidence from their vocabulary.

10 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Have you been having sex with @Wolfie or are you just stewed on white lightening in your council bungalow?

I'm pacing myself for watching the women's 6 nations rugby later today, some of those girls make Sam Smith look desirable. Have you ever played rugby, Pen? 

22 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I don't have a gas meter.

I bet you fiddle with another kind of meter though, the metre long love rod hanging between your legs. Lol

On 25/04/2024 at 18:21, Penny Farthing said:

The pupil of my left eye can be very angry when the eye is about to be injected.

What about your massive Japs eye on your massive shlong. "Don't make that angry, you wouldn't like it when it's angry"

4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

And you know this because?

'Scrotes cannot help but reference his unnatural relationship with his geese and other beasts when he posts on here. I made the assumption that he would enjoy the company of sailors as he has always struck me as a raving fucking homosexual as well. I hope that clears things up.

2 hours ago, Eddie said:

Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?

https://ibb.co/r0HMx1k

a) why have you displayed, what appears to be a chromed butt plug on the desk and,

b) please congratulate the accommodation on the selection of bin - much better than the creme plastic Addiss variety that seem to be favoured by poofters and Francis.

Hi Ape, I'm after a bit of advice, is it safe to use water out of the tap to wash my car with consideration that it's supplied by Anglian Water and probably has more traces of shit in it then my toilet bowl after 6 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo? I will also add that the car is a Renault so covering it in shitty water isn't generally going to distract the attention from the piss poor French engineering and etch-a-sketch design features. Thoughts?

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Or a telescope. Jodrell Bank.

Why would you even want to look at a cock encrusted with goose shit and smelling of garlic from the saliva of French sailors??