Cunty BigBollox

Mainly the realm of thick uneducated cunts and anyone under the age of 25. Just watched an interview with some mong on BBC News and I gave up counting how many times the word 'Like' was used. I fucking hate it with a passion. Although the cherry on the top of this cuntfest is fucktards who use the word 'More' for things like "that was more louder" or, "Ape is more gayer than Albert". Fucking retard vowel thieves.

35 minutes ago, Frank said:

You might not be the brightest here, and humour may not be your thing, cgas, but at least you’ve had a go. I admire that.

I admire that you still find the time to post drivel on here, in between sailing your imaginary yacht around the Med, eating in Spud-U-Like and burying ex girlfriends. Well done.

3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I just saw an advert for Vicks Sinex which only had white people in it. It was like going back in time.

Yes, but they were probably gay so that would be okay. Presumably it was dispensed from the tiny phallus shaped object being thrust into an orifice.

You could have changed channels, or does your wife tell you what you can watch? Grow a pair.

8 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said:

No mention of protein deficiencies .. she actually died of "altitude sickness". Also happened about three years ago.

You can only die once (usually) so when you state she also died three years ago I respectfully have to disagree with you. You stupid fucking cunt.

"Should have gone to Iceland" and pre-loaded on Findus Crispy Pancakes instead.

13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Go forth and multiply.

I think you mean, Go forth and euthanize.

10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Work is a bit to strong language to describe Pens occupation.   Care in the community is a better way of putting it.

Pen is the reason the railway company still has the Invester in People acreditation. It just means you employ mongs on minimum wage.

A couple of questions about the news article. It doesn't say if the corpses are male or female and as a normal heterosexual male I can just about forgive a rogering of a female corpse, but a male corpse?, well that's just fucking sick. and, does he also have a middle name that begins with a 'k'?, the fucking racist weirdo.

I'm just wondering if she's got teal collar and cuffs. Ummmmmm. A teal bush in a pair of frilly mustard coloured knickers whilst on the blob. 

19 minutes ago, Dr Clusterfuck said:

 

• Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decent upon Waitrose ...................

I think you mean 'descend', you stupid fucking twat.

Regarding Moron-ohh!. Better now than later as we would have fucked the foreign cunt off anyhow come Brexit.

5 hours ago, Fender777 said:

I think Neil could be the Norwich Puppet Man, the connection is easy to see, both are not entertaining.

There is no way any human being could sustain the required wrist action to animate the puppets to an Elvis Greatest Hits CD then go home to pleasure themselves the number of times that Neil does. Although I would say that the 'puppets' do look remarkably similar to a pair of slightly sparkly, crusty socks.

1 minute ago, Iam Ape said:

You fucking wanker.

How can anyone be a fucking wanker? You're either doing one or the other. Unless you're talking of your own personal experience of wanking your boyfriend's cock while simultaneously fucking him in the arse. You fucking wanker!

I thought "bringing home the bacon" meant you had pulled a rather slack fannied bird.

We have wankers in Norfolk too. This one has odd shaped balls according to the headline.

Fucking hell, I saw a bloke with what I thought was a white ponytail the other day. Who would have guessed it was a head rest cover and I suppose it explains why it got stuck to the back of his head

16 hours ago, Guest Kunte Kinte said:

Here's a selection that springs to mind

Widow Twanky

Ugly Sisters

Wicked Stepmother

Cinderella 

Dick Whittington 

Aladdin

Aladdin's Snake

Evil Genie in the Lamp

Prince Charming

Dick's Black Cat

Puss-in-Boots 

The Caliph of Baghdad 

 

 

You stupid kunt(e)

3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Don't forget catholicism, and all of it's sleazy shortcomings.  

I thought I covered that with the anal sex reference.

6 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

A shit car bore.

Fuck off.

 

Funnily enough I'm not at all rattled by your comments being as they come from someone who's interest is mainly in anal sex (with blokes) and the Victorian social classes.

del/u punkape.exe

Even the Tickford handles like a discount supermarket trolley with a dodgy wheel and we all knew American cars were shit so why the fuck create one for the UK? In short, it was shit. But to be fair, the competition wasn't much better at the time.

9 hours ago, Roadkill said:

You might be onto something there, Neil. If it all goes well you'll have free heating for the night, lighting and a fucking meal if you're not too picky.

You forgot, he'd also have someone to shag.

Didn`t Robbie Coltrane and Eric Idle do a similar thing a few years ago?

Its okay because they can easily be forgiven by chanting a few Hail Mary's to wipe the slate clean and start all over. I bet they go like trains aswell.

I need clarification on this. Is he moaning like a bitch because he's gay or because he's black? I can see from the photo above he's obviously a baked bean loving gay boy, but the photo looks as though there's a lot shadow being cast so I can't be clear on the poofters DCD shade.

I thought the battered mince-by was a bigger homo reference apart from the fact it's in Scotland, as every southerner knows its full of puffs.

Och Aye. Giz a suck on 'Oor Wullie'