Cunty BigBollox

What about French Fries. That's not American is it?

...and I reckon Pen suffers from phantom loo seat. She thinks she's sitting on the bog so takes a piss but in reality she's standing in the checkout queue in Farmfoods. The incontinent old hag. Do i win £5? Actually, make that a Tena. LoL

Sounds very similar to phantom balls and phantom cock which I believe Frank suffers from.

People who know how to handle money generally spend £20k on a watch to move it through countries and not 'just for a laugh'. Just saying.

7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

You watch her, mate!  Switch the fucking channel and you won't feel so insulted.  

I only caught part of the episode as I was watching Naked Attraction on catch-up until they wheeled out a bunch of indecisives which made me choke on my crispy pancake tea. The fucking gays are everywhere.

5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Technically she is communicating with retards - ie viewers of Watchdog.

I see your point. What did you think of the feature on cold calling?

This fucking presenter of Watchdog  makes me want to kick the shit out of my own TV. I know she's a disabled but the way she smiles / grimaces really fucking boils my piss. She looks as if she's trying to squeeze a shit out and the tone of her voice is so patronising it's as though she's communicating with a retard. I fucking hate her but she ticks a BBC equality box.......and she's a fucking shit presenter. 

Just to demonstrate equality my opinion above would be exactly the same if she wasn't disabled. Fuck off

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My cock is darker than the rest of my skin.

Hate crime.

It's not a shitty brown colour by any chance?

45 minutes ago, Neil said:

Fucking right,more entertaining than seeing her trying to kick a fucking ball.

Unless it's one of the balls between Martin Solveigs' legs.

I bet you'd operate this switch with your mouth, you filthy blasphemous cunt.

3 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! She might have another brother called zyxwv who’s a bit backward too! Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking priceless! 

Yes but did you notice I deliberately left the 'i' out on the inevitable chance that a poster who's name begins with an i was the first to comment on it. Ok,  you were 2nd, but not a bad effort.

I honestly didn't expect it to work this well. You must be thicker than I imagined

Traci Redford. This Miss had a Californian Wild-Fire of an idea about 5 years ago when her trophy sprog fell out of her over used fanny. Yes,  she is American but what the fuck possessed her to name the daughter 'Abcde'?? I kid you not, and it's pronounced "Ahb-City". Jesus fucking Christ, did she not imagine any of the piss taking that would occur? Oh well, publicity at last. I wonder if she has a brother called 'Fghjkl'??

12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I think that it's an excellent idea.

The more corners and lines you have to negotiate whilst stumbling between pound shops and bargain booze premises, the better.

In the spirit of increasing your risk of a fatal, drunken fall, why not remarket it as Anglia Octagon instead?

This would only really work with a roundabout in the centre, and following the posting of one of your classic noms., I know you're not a fan of these.

While you're in Bedfords, can I suggest you go downstairs, walk to the edge of the room and try and jump as high as you can.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Drew, where the fuck are you?

I've got a pint in and I've hidden a can of spesh for you behind the wheelie bins in the alleyway. 

Neil, feel free to take a break from raping and join us.

Working late trying the change the shape of Anglia Square. I've finally settled on Anglia Pentagon. How does that sit with the socialists?

Dex, Are you going to Yarmouth tonight for the grand opening or have you managed to get a job in Queenz, I imagine you would make an ideal cloakroom attendant.

Fuck being on different channels, I would prefer it if the Corbyn cunt was on the other side of The Channel if the cunt loves Europe so much.

Looking on the bright side. The HIV medication is likely to make his hair fall out. The fucking ginger cunt.

Disabled scooter!

18 hours ago, Gamayun said:

Do you have Cross & Blackwell baked beans Gavin?

It's "Crosse", you stupid fucking cunt.

And I buy my baked beans from the original importers, Fortnum and Mason.

On 11/25/2018 at 8:38 AM, cuntspotter said:

Well... a brief scan of the blurb paints a rather general, almost fantasy back story. It does’nt sound credible to me.

What,? A fantasy like having your Audi S5 nicked?

1 hour ago, Iam Ape said:

Homosexuality again eh? Some might say you’re a teeny weeny bit obsessed with it. Why not just admit to yourself that you’re a bum bandit?  

Read the nom. title you fucking twat. It would be impossible to comment upon without reference to bum banditry.

Anyhow, I heard he got bummed by somebody showing his chopper off at a nerds model con.

Bollox. I read that he used to stack tins of beans in Tesco.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

Baws! Pen beat you to it.

birch yourself in a freezing river.

Or go round Neil's for tea and crumpets.

1 hour ago, Gamayun said:

Nice concise nom. I think that you will do well here .. Do you come from Crewe?

Ignore this fucking moron James. Do you come from Norfolk? It would seem 80% of the other posters do, myself included, except Ape. He lives in Welwyn Garden City near Tescos head office.

cc. everyone

She's a weird looking one. Looks a bit like a he/she, one with a husband called 'Dave' and a brother-in-law who says kushty a lot. 

A blow job off her would probably feel like putting your knob in a plumbers tool bag.