Cunty BigBollox

Roll on Brexit! Then British Leyland and Hillman can start building cars again, which admittedly were a pile of shit but at least all of the seat belts worked.

Fucking krauts trying to win the war by stealth again.

1 hour ago, Neil said:

you mean HP?

Nice one. But I gather from previous information Tesco Value is the connoisseurs choice.

I blame the pressure of Brexit on the team,  oh, and plus the fact they're unbelievably shit.

Can you buy tins of beans on credit?....I'm asking for a friend., no i mean I'm asking for some boring fucking idiot who regularly posts shit on here.

Good old plod has got his own back by posting footage of him ramming scooter thugs off the road in Cockneyville. It makes me proud to be British to see these fucking idiots getting wiped out, I can't way for the sequels.

Anyhow, if anyone is wondering why scooter crime has dropped by 40% I reckon it's because the Little fucking Mohammed Rossi's have got a bit of a deterrent now.

8 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

You’re.

Better full of beans, than full of congealed semen.

You must have experienced both in order to make the comparison.

cc. Withers; Punkape

No. You're the stupid cunt, you stupid cunt.

Rather than nom. everyone you read about in the Mail OnLine try nomming something original that annoys somebody of your intellect, like "forgetting to use paper while wiping your arse ( again)."

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

To know that the description was accurate, you must have watched it yourself. Don't bandy logical inferences unless you're prepared to take the consequences.

Okay. You got me, but in my defence the TV was on mute so I would rather consider myself as a wanker rather than a cunt as, I have to be honest, that was what I was doing at the time.

I'd shag her though. As long as she kept her mouth shut.

On another point, it appears you saw the performance from the accurate description you've given and therefore you must accept the accolade of "another cunt that watches the X Factor"

4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Sorry to appear thick Cunty, but what is a mortgage?

I have to have one of these for my tenants to pay on my other property.

Have you ever had a mortgage Neil?

The only difference is the residual value of the item. Your £260k house that you originally purchased for £160k will cost you £400k over the lifetime of the mortgage* 

(*rough calculations based on my common sense, which is fuck all if I'm honest)

I have to admit that you've failed in life if you need to borrow money for anything other than property or perhaps a vehicle.

11 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

Cretin.

Why don't you sign off with your account name like Panzerknacker does instead.

Cunty.

ps I don't think you're a cretin. You're a fucking embarrassment. Rattled, again?

Does anyone else find it surprising how so many people managed to extract money from the council by fraudulently claiming they were effected yet, when it came to finding the circa £270k to put the correct cladding on the thing that wouldn't turn it into a 25 storey candle, they couldn't afford it. And, is anyone surprised that they're all Johnny Foreigner, some of which are illegal.

Fucking piss take.

49 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

You utter fucking idiot.

Rattled?

LMAO

He looks as if he's been nobbling too many sausages with the extra lumber he's carrying around his jowls and midriff.

Oh..err! I'm such a bitch. Fabulous!

Well let's hope the dog has been neutered so it teaches the children about trans gender choices they might have to make. What a bitch, I mean a dog.

Avoiding the question are you? How can I put it another way, are you still yanking at your joystick whilst staring at others mens' choppers?

Lol. Cunty.

If you had these Ape, wouldn't it give your boyfriends down at the helicopter club another orifice to put their cock rather than in your mouth or up your arse?

Oh well done Steven. I was in two minds about this Brexit thing but seeing your placards and you dressed like a stupid fucking, anorexic European Tellytubbie has made my mind up. 

If you like Europe that much you can fuck off over there before we secure our borders.

2 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

You should be knighted and put in charge of the BMA. My experiences of such things in my latter years in the health service were beyond fucking parody. 

Were you actually qualified? Just asking like, you can't be too careful nowadays.

After I saw a swan swimming through the effluent in the Cherwell it put me right off swan as an edible feast.

Eat shit! Lol

The problem here is mobile phones. You can now do everything from the comfort of your armchair from playing on line bingo, socialising with friends on FuckFace or Twatter, you can even go fishing or play darts. So, my prescription would be, take the fat cunts internet access away.

Pen, you stupid cow. Why don't you just nominate death as a cunt then next time you're trawling the obituary columns you can just add another post for someone rather than nomming non-cunts, as cunts.

No offence intended, you dopey old hag.

Black Friday is just a day created by big businesses to give thick cunts like yourself, the impression you're getting a good deal. Wednesday and Thursday of this week will be spent brushing the dust off of last year's stock they couldn't sell to idiots like you for the MRP.

Anyone got anything by Lil Pump? (I wondered who? aswell) Preferably the bit after the smoke flare, when you can't hear any music (rap?).