Cunty BigBollox

Have you found MikeD's book of ancient jokes, volume 1 by any chance????

I agree. People who do this truly are cunts. I would describe myself as a man with balls ( albeit somewhat shrivelled now) and a back bone which means I don't grass, I fucking tell them to their face so at least they have an opportunity to correct their behaviour. 

The ages of the offenders makes me think they are posters on Cunts Corner. Obviously the wet behind the ears, easily influenced 19 year old is PizzyKnickers.

1 hour ago, cooze said:

Bollocks to that.

In my fleeting moment of pleasure I don't want to be looking into the eyes of another sweaty bloke just about to lose his load out of his rapidly shrivelling bell-end.

Please your fuckin' self, but another bloke's bits and pieces don't interest me in the slightest.

Ooooooeeerrrr! I think the queen doth protest a little too much!

2 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

Why the bacon avatar ?  Very creepy.....

I have only the finest air-dried bacon from free range, organic Gloucester Old Spot pigs with my free range eggs.

Your bacon looks like cheap supermarket rubbish. Did you go shopping with Ape ?

lol.

Looks like a plate of cunts to me.

Yes, some of the girls I've seen are really that rough!

In all seriousness, although this is in very poor taste, I am more sickened and pissed off by the number of cunts that have falsely claimed they were in Grenfell and the amount of benefits that have been fraudulently bestowed upon them. 

The fucking thieving scum deserve to be roasted alive.

I hate those sickening Premier Inn ads this fucking gibbon does and if you ask me the only time he needs to see crisp white sheets is when the KKK are chasing him down.

Fucking unfunny cunt hit his peak as the David Bellamy impressionist on Tiswas.

Rod, Jane & Freddy??? To be fair though they were represented by the gay pride colours of a Rainbow which probably suggests Jane had to finger herself while Freddy gave his rod too.........., Rod.

There's tonight's wank material for you Punkers.

Perhaps the message in the video was misguided?? Nobody complained about Saving Private Ryan or Titanic and the horrific events around the subjects of those films, although I believe a few snowflakes had a little moan about Schindlers List.

Well it's no Take That reunion. The talented one was missing from Take That whereas the talentless one will be missing from this bunch of neverwas sluts.

Well I can't believe he's mowing his lawn at this time of year.

Read between the lines fellow posters. This Kunte Kinte chap(?) is up the arse because there isn't a comparitive amount of young slags advertising Fix-a-dent and Steradent which is clearly top of their shopping list having had their teeth corroded away by Windolene.

(Word of advice Kunte, wait until it's dry before licking)

I imagine it's because rather than eat them the spazzy oirish would stuff them up their arseholes.

17 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Yours for  only 20p

Laffin 

Panzbaby 

50p wouldn't even buy you a kilo of new potatoes. Grow your own you pasty faced cunts.

1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Ive already dangled the bananna over the gorilla pit for ya

Panzbaby 

Since when did banana have 3 'n's? You stupid fucking cunt.

BigBolloxbaby 

What they do to make a penis smaller?, and no, I'm not talking about shrinking an erect penis by showing pictures of a mods. growler. I'm talking about a reduction because some people are just born lucky. I'm er......asking for a friend.

Fucking idiot hasn't got any financial sense if he's paying over £2k a month to lease a car. He must have fucking realised it was 2/3rds of the rent on his mansion and therefore a waste of money. BHS was doomed with this level of incompetence.

Can someone please clarify the agenda of the WASPI? Is it the fact they've got to work longer or the process in which the equality of retirement ages are equalised.

Fucking whining old hags can't just have the beneficial equalities, and while we're at it, why can't the lazy slags stand up when they're just having a piss.  They'll spend less time queuing and have more time to do the important stuff like making sure my teas on time.

What about PMT to CJD?

That's a bigger cunt in my opinion.

Hopefully most of the cunts on here will never need one of these and have done the decent thing by not infecting the human race with their genes, by making timely 'withdrawls' rather than 'deposits'.

I'll get my cheque book.

These things are a bit of a cunt. The slightest hint of mechanical failure and it's pretty much curtains for all on board. At least with a plane you still have some uplift to defeat the effects of gravity when the thing fucks up.

10 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

Am I the only cunt who will be waking up at 5am on Sunday, I think we should return to DDS.

Well it would certainly make my day if you didn't wake up at all.

1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said:

Jealous of what exactly?

The size of its cock.?

10 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

?

Congratulations. You've won the thickest post of the month. Your prize is to clean the disabled bogs after the Invictus Games have finished.

24 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Very good. However, my analogy would be that even after Reg Dwight changed his name to Elton John, he was still a disgusting fucking faggot.

Drew might be dead and buried, but Cunty carries on his legacy of absolute fucking shitness.

It's Mr BigBollox to you. You Web footed cretin.