Cunty BigBollox

7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Klaatu Varada Ncuti

Sounds like they could be a dyslexic relation of ours with their surname.

3 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

I've noticed you've finally grasped some of this shithole's lingo, and as such have begun a few little attempts at satire, being funny, obnoxious et al.

Not only are you completely fucking useless at this, you've also failed miserably on the political front, with no worthy links or facts to backup the one-sided racist horseshit you spew out every fucking day and night.

You're shit. Utterly shit. And not good enough to brush shoulders with more competent punters. Even drunken idiot @Cunty BigBollox takes the piss out of you.

You fucking tool. Get off the site.

I take the piss out of you too only your special needs and ASD prevents you from realising it.

You're the best on here, Wolfie.

2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Reported…cunt.

Now be fair. I wasn't the first one to mention Daddy.

Read the post, you wanker.

1 hour ago, entitled little cunt said:

You didn't complain last night when it was all over your face you dirty daddy pig.

I think you have me confused with your daddy.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

If there's a spunk tax for too much sex I'll be expecting a rather healthy rebate .

I expect you will get a rebate purely for absorbing much more than you discharge. Work it out, you pillow-biting freak.

8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

It's been demonstrated beyond doubt that AI lacks the creative jumps in thinking which characterise humans.  I am beginning to think that Cunts Corner is a Petrie Dish for social psychology. I reckon all the members are entered into a computer programme and the results fed to various organisations some private some governmental. 

So much for privacy and data sharing. Would you like to share Cunty's data?  I find it obnoxious sharing the same slice of space-time with the oaf let alone his data. I doubt very much whether he's ever shared his spunk. 

I feel thoroughly violated that you've thought about my spunk - and considered punters thinking about dog scat was bad enough.

You're one sick fucking puppy.

Fuck off.

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Fuck me that's well written, for a cunt .

A.I. The thick cunt could never construct metrical structured sentences like that without help and a lot of wax crayons.

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that the 23 people who are the only ones that speak Scots Gaelic? I mean I can't even understand what the average sweaty says anyway. 

 

They spell it, Gay-Lick

5 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Yes, I bet you fucking would. Most would after 24x cans of Thatchers. She's a fucking moose.

She wouldn't be the least bit interested in a verbose cunt like you anyhow. You would have more luck with a Jo.

Brand or Lycett, you stupid cunt.

I wouldn't fucking worry about 250 cunts dying each week because they're being replaced by brown bastard rag-heads in dinghies at a rate of about 450 per day. Although, we've been told that a lot of these are doctors and will be providing treatment rather than receiving it.

Fucking load of bollocks.

Rose Matafeo is quite amusing for a female comedian and she's not too bad on the eye either. I fucking would.

Sarah Pascoe would be a distant second, because all the others are right munters.

I would rather they just airbrushed out the confused ones who don't know whether they're a bloke or a bird. At least the mongs are relatively happy if they've either got a cock, or a fanny and tits.

2 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

I am assuming that you do not like this despicable gay cunt?

Put it this way, if Qweer Starmer and this Olly Alexander were in my gun sights, and I only had one bullet I would get Olly to stand in front so the bullet would kill him first.

I see this arse - bandit, although gayer than Christmas, is still a money-grabbing, fame hungry cunt with morals as flexible as the Don of Trumpton, otherwise he would be boycotting another 15 minutes of fame in the Eurovision.

Isn't it nice to know that whether you're gay, bi, sis, trans, xyz....etc we're essentially all the same when it comes to standing your ground........, but only when it suits you personally.

7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

Wouldn't it make more sense to take a shit in the CEO's mouth?

How the fuck would I do that, I don't even know what pub the cunt drinks in.

Do you think it would be okay for me to take a shit on the door step of Anglian Waters' head office on the way home from the pub tonight??

I'm voting Reform

1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Monkey ‘pox’ you drunken cunt.

🎣

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Ape has had 34 Covid jabs, never even looked out the window without at least three masks on since March 2020 and been socially distancing for at least 30 years, yet he’s still managed to catch Covid more than a hundred times, killing both of his grannies in the process. 
Fuck knows how he’s going to cope when the next pandemic arrives.

I'm actually surprised monkey flu didn't finish him off.

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Those who live in bungalows made of thousands of empty White Lightning bottles should avoid throwing piss filled cans of Tennents.

I've no idea who this cunt is, Drew, but considering the amount of times that you've undoubtedly fallen from a great height whilst pissed off your fucking nut, I'd like to think that you'd have a bit more empathy.

Welcome back Dickless, have you been in a coma or something?, if yes, give me the name of your Doctor so I can bribe the cunt next time.

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

If only Rod Hull had listened to you.

Who knew Emus couldn't fly?, apparently Rod didn't.

I see George Gilbey, who the fuck is that? I hear you ask, to be fair I did too. Well not only has this 'star' plummeted from the slippery ladder of stardom - if indeed he was ever on it - he's also plummeted from another ladder which has led to his demise.

This one's a double cunt really because there's going to be a lot of dirty windows in Shoebury for the next few weeks.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

The nearest I got to the cheeky cockney monkey was watching Coach Trip when he made a rare brief and shit spoiled appearance after this scandal.  A very unfunny fucked up person. 

Don't you mean rear?

29 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

Titchmarsh every time. Simpering mummys boy pin up for all the Dorothys , Brendas and Audreys out there with a glass of Pims in one hand and Rampant Rabbit in the other.  

Who the fuck is Kim Titchmarsh?

On 27/03/2024 at 15:06, colonelkurtz said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-68664644

It seems the fashion faux pas commited by that Simpering  Yorkshire Cunt Alan Titchmarsh has enraged Supreme leader Kim Jong  Doo Dah. Apparently denim is right out and not at all on trend in Northern Korea and the people demanded  that his  Levis be blurred out of his get down and dirty gardening pictures as this sort of shit stirring is a strictly not  permitted. All a bit rich from a nation led by a fucking 5ft cube who at least does have a  tailor with a decent sense of humour.
 

Being his tailor would be a bit of an 'odd-job'.

(See what I did there, Bond fans?) Fuck off.