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King Billy

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  2. He’s started moving his eyebrow now. Mrs Schumacher said it definitely means he’ll be back racing in a few weeks. What a movie that would make if he won the Monaco GP using eyebrow controls and then dribbled champagne all down his overalls. No one except him could even come close to that.
  3. It’s a commercial dear! It’s not a real mouse. Probably it’s tail anyway
  4. Calm down now. You don’t want to burst your lobotomy stitches
  5. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
  6. Another referendum and more lies. Whatever the result we will definitely carry it out. (Unless the vote is leave)
  7. Let’s be honest here. The people were definitely lied to before the referendum. Biggest Fuck Off Lie- whatever the result, the will of the people will be obeyed. I rest my case.
  8. Yeah like fucking bum riding party for men
  9. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    Really mate Would you rather give all your money away or drive round in a red minge magnet?
  10. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    Unless we get my missus involved Black cock day
  11. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    Dunno mate. Small cock day wasn’t a great success last year
  12. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    All 6 of your male friends may not be free that day
  13. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    And before you defile his memory any more mate. Or legs
  14. There’s an Indian takeaway near here called “No Curries”
  15. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    Like sticking your cock in the car cassette player?
  16. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    And another thing. Last year while my missus was at her mums funeral. I decided to phone up and book a couple of prossies to relieve my feelings of abandonment and betrayal by my so called “soul mate” Imagine my surprise and, to be honest anger, when my name started flashing up on the telly thanking me for my donation towards the local womens refuge. I went down there fucking raging but to no avail. All the birds in there looked a bit fucking battered. One can only assume their pimps were responsible and none of them really did it for me.And to top it all I had to fake a street mugging when she questioned me about the missing money from her credit card.
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