King Billy

I’ve got one of Sams hats at home. I keep 12 stone of King Edwards in it and yes according to the makers label it is large size. So that is good enough for me and I will not be persuaded otherwise.

So Saddam Hussein’s not dead. He’s been wearing a little red wanking hood costume and a daft cap. Looks like a typical USA Ryder cup fan.

Paddy Power have installed Gemma “go lightly “ Collins as odds on favourite for next series of “pie eating on ice” and have stopped taking bets on her winning “I’m a fat greedy talentless fucktard cunt kick me out of here”

News Flash!!! Fat gobby cunts are now officially more popular than our brown skinned friends 👏🏽

Tut tut tut very shabby behaviour. You’ve let everyone down, mostly yourself

Round the back of Jim?

Sorry short relapse there. What a bloody idiot. Won’t happen again,

Having a shit on ice

Everything has become clear now that I’ve stopped being a fucking idiot. Anyone who wants to join me on my journey should read “An idiots guide to not being an idiot” by JR Hartley

Yeah you’re right mate. I’ve been a bloody idiot. Thanks for making me realise what a fool I’ve been. From now on I’m gonna pull all these fuckin stupid toys outta my bum hole and think about real women. Thanks pal

Unless she was dead

What do you mean?

LOL

Say what you mean

You can be so hurtful. I don’t wanna be your friend any more

Bet she would shag him though

Ok duly noted. I will endeavour to be more careful in future. Thanks for your quick response. KB

Please can you let me know which post you have removed so I can learn what is and is not acceptable, as I am a newcomer to this site. Without knowing what post caused the problem it is difficult to change things. However please accept my apologies unreservedly. Yours sincerely K B

Has your mum ever mistakenly referred to my dad as sperm bank

Has anyone else spotted that couldn’t give a shit is a poorly hidden anagram of Khasim Khuram. The plot thickens

My dads nickname for your mum is food bank. My mum is getting suspicious.

Signed Kasim Kurhan

Make sure CGAS wipes his hand clean before he zips you up

The Gargantuan Cuntflaps stacked it and still got her personal best score, which is still lower than anyone else has ever got. Next week she should leap onto the ice off the top of Canary Wharf. She might even top today’s score and she could bring the camberbell end pikey his hedgehog fried rice. Apparently he’s been sitting up there all week testing his new infra red heat seeking glasses looking for somewhere to park his transit and caravan cos where they are now is almost full up with nappies, bags of shit and all the other fucking garbage him and his people sling out the window, cause they’re culture is to not live in a house but travel round wrecking everybody else’s happiness. Cunts

This cunt Ainsley is a chef? He’s just asked another cunt “What exactly is Roasting?”And then “Where do vegetables come from?” Well that ones easy at least Every body knows vegetables come from Camberwell