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King Billy

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  1. After you’ve dropped your crimplene slacks on Hampstead Heath round the back of the men’s toilets
  2. Retardo Patrese Spack Villeneuve James Cunt Fliddie Irvine Spackie Stewart Juan Manuel Frankio Satoru Spackajima Mika Spackinnen Spacky Ickx Mong Watson Emerson Fliddipaldi Jody Spackter Flidier Pironi Alain Prostate Fliddio Briattore Flidde Massa
  3. He’s started moving his eyebrow now. Mrs Schumacher said it definitely means he’ll be back racing in a few weeks. What a movie that would make if he won the Monaco GP using eyebrow controls and then dribbled champagne all down his overalls. No one except him could even come close to that.
  4. It’s a commercial dear! It’s not a real mouse. Probably it’s tail anyway
  5. Calm down now. You don’t want to burst your lobotomy stitches
  6. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
  7. Another referendum and more lies. Whatever the result we will definitely carry it out. (Unless the vote is leave)
  8. Let’s be honest here. The people were definitely lied to before the referendum. Biggest Fuck Off Lie- whatever the result, the will of the people will be obeyed. I rest my case.
  9. Yeah like fucking bum riding party for men
  10. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    Really mate Would you rather give all your money away or drive round in a red minge magnet?
  11. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    Unless we get my missus involved Black cock day
  12. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    Dunno mate. Small cock day wasn’t a great success last year
  13. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    All 6 of your male friends may not be free that day
  14. King Billy

    Red Nose Day

    And before you defile his memory any more mate. Or legs
  15. There’s an Indian takeaway near here called “No Curries”
  16. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    Like sticking your cock in the car cassette player?
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