King Billy

Just read that all this happened during a drug fuelled psychosis.So that’s why they won’t serve me at my local Co-Op since New Year’s Eve. Mind you I did overdo it on the spice and Lambrusco that night. Suppose I should pop down there in the morning and pretend I’m sorry. What a cunt this year has turned out already. I had such high hopes for it. Still next year I’m gonna party like it’s 1999. My mum always told me don’t go out and get bang on it without your stethoscope. How right she was

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's more like it. Fucking spot on.

Spot on his fucking shitty arsed mothers forehead mate

6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

You'll be "judged" in the ever after for your sustained and committed dedication to make prostitution and general buggering-of-other-men, ways.

Straight to hell

6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

You'll be "judged" in the ever after for your sustained and committed dedication to make prostitution and general buggering-of-other-men, ways.

Straight to hell

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You obviously don’t know any Judges.

1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said:

You obviously don’t know any Judges.

Rinder and Judy 

4 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

He would never have got into your funeral parlour would he?

Obviously being of slightly browner shade than us normal humans and therefore not as fluent in the native tongue of the civilised world, he has without doubt, as a welcome and indisputable asset to our historically safe and welcoming country mistaken funeral parlour for massage parlour. Therefore in my opinion he should be entitled to  a massive compensation payout, televised apology from HRH and Theresa and possibly a benefit concert at Wembley. If he’s happy to let the matter drop then we should consider it a lucky escape and learn from the experience. Oh and apparently the Lib Dem’s have suspended him for the maximum 7 days for a first offence. If that doesn’t teach him a lesson then I’m a cunt, and we all know that’s not true.

Maybe brexit is to blame for the shortage of live people. See Tony Blair  and all them other remain cunts mustn’t be cunts

4 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

Oh, bravo! What a retort.

Cunt

2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

 

The corners new comedy double spackt! What a pair of utter fucking idiots.

Cunt

2 minutes ago, scotty said:

Quite. It seems to have escaped Ms Lubbock's notice that they were filming their shenanigans precisely in order to post it on social media. It's like convicting a masochist and sentencing him to be horsewhipped. 

The judiciary have to keep their own personal tastes such as horse whipping etc. seperate from their professional obligations. One of the negative aspects of their chosen career, but balanced out by  all the other sick perversions which come with the job. If it pleases your worship.

1 hour ago, Crab said:

So you've been to Skeggie? 

Smeggie? No thanks mate I’m into women. Sorry

10 minutes ago, Crab said:

Ah So is short for Arse Hole. I get it you don't want me to play anymore. Boo hoo and pass me a tissue. 

And I’m not gonna call you Ah So. We aren’t really at that stage of our friendship yet, so for now it’s Arsehole. I think that’s the proper way to proceed. Full names all round  Mr Hole.

7 minutes ago, Crab said:

Ah So is short for Arse Hole. I get it you don't want me to play anymore. Boo hoo and pass me a tissue. 

Will a wet wipe do? I keep some in the car when I’m out and about late at night. Just one of my many eccentricities 

5 minutes ago, Crab said:

Yarmouth was the first English town bombed by the Germans. It was a test run. See what they say about it on shit towns I live here website. It's called "Great" because there' another even shittier but smaller Yarmouth on the Isle of Wight. This begs the Q.? How can a black hole have a smaller black hole inside it? CS you're a particle physicist. Can you explain? 

Should have just called the war off once the place had been turned into shitdust

1 hour ago, Neil said:

They started their journey at Upmister and went to Bumley-By-Bow,Queensway,Cockfosters,Cumden Town,Bent Cross,Kuntish Town and Marble Arse.

Fuck up.

Via arseway station, Prick lane, Old cunt road, Tottenham cunt road. Shitehall. Browning st.,Pricktoria, cockshall bridge, Ringston upon Thames,  etc. etc. etc. Fuckin shit shovin cunts get about nowadays.

6 minutes ago, Crab said:

Yarmouth was the first English town bombed by the Germans. It was a test run. See what they say about it on shit towns I live here website. It's called "Great" because there' another even shittier but smaller Yarmouth on the Isle of Wight. This begs the Q.? How can a black hole have a smaller black hole inside it? KB you're a particle physicist. Can you explain? And by black hole I don't mean that tart you fuck once in a while. 

 

Ah So were not really friends. Now I’ve got it. You don’t like me. By fuck You’re good. You had me fooled with all your compliments and I fell for it. You’re a smart cookie, all that black hole talk and shit I don’t understand. But I think I’ve got it now. You’re Stephen Hawking aren’t you? How can I compete with you Mr half mannequin half dribbling gimp. And also how do you know my bird?

21 minutes ago, cuntspotter said:

I’m not sure what, if anything is great about Great Yarmouth.

Great big shithole

1 hour ago, Crab said:

PRESIDENTIAL PRESS RELEASE

👀

"As I start my second week in office as President of Venezuela I can report good progress has been made with the full support of our friends in the CIA... eh, USA and MI6... eh, the UK... and likewise round the world. King Billy of the British Camping and Travellers Association will, true to his heritage, be making a state visit next week in his donkey and cart. I suggest we all get out on the streets again to welcome him. 

His Excellency Juan I

PS leave the rocks and fire bombs at home for a change Billy is our friend. 

 

 

 

 

It really took you 19 hours to write this. Excellent work

1 hour ago, Crab said:

PRESIDENTIAL PRESS RELEASE

👀

"As I start my second week in office as President of Venezuela I can report good progress has been made with the full support of our friends in the CIA... eh, USA and MI6... eh, the UK... and likewise round the world. King Billy of the British Camping and Travellers Association will, true to his heritage, be making a state visit next week in his donkey and cart. I suggest we all get out on the streets again to welcome him. 

His Excellency Juan I

PS leave the rocks and fire bombs at home for a change Billy is our friend. 

 

 

 

 

As you start your second week at fuckin Butlins more like. You’ve turned your ‘chalet’ into a brass house and your bitch, sorry missus  is working flat out to try and earn your national express fares back to shitsville. Luckily the annual Jamaican single fathers volleyball team arrived yesterday, all four coaches of horny dark meat. So thank fuck for hard working women. Living the dream baby.

1 minute ago, southerncunt said:

And you can fuck off too. Pointless fucking idiot. 

And the point of you is???  Unless brexit has led to a shortage of fucking halfwit retard cunts

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Fuck off Albert you dribbling spazzy little cunt

Is Albert your wife’s real name ?

3 hours ago, The Bishop said:

Its time to bring back National service and flame thrower justice.

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2017/feb/12/beauty-boys-mens-makeup-cosmetics-instagram

You shouldn’t put your own picture up. It’s asking for the wrong type of attention😘

1 minute ago, The Bishop said:

Reported for suggestions of leaderboard minipulation @Mrs Roops

Bertie Smalls

9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Listen, K-Billy sounds of the seventies. You seem keen to do well here, so I'll let you in on a little secret, the best way to advance yourself round here is to blatantly kiss the arse of an established heavy hitter. 

Send 3 or 4 likes a day in my direction and I'll have you climbing that leaderboard ladder in no time. 

Sorry I misread you first time around and thought I can’t kiss the arse of a heavy shitter, established or no. So apologies again and just to let you know, it would be an honour and a never dreamed of privelege to feast on your ample buttocks, as requested sir. Who said dreams never come true?

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

The Entente Cordiale is over. Prepare your arsehole.

Once again you have revealed your plan of attack to your foe, thus rendering your anal blitzkreig a futile battle strategy. My rearguard rectal defences are said to be impregnable. Donner und blitzen respekierter Herr.

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You like mentioning family members, don't you. 

You are a scamp!

Yeah you got me

2 hours ago, Crab said:

We already have one of them on this site. The self proclaimed prick leader. I mean KB. Next stop Juan, the beach at Skeggie, ordering the sea to turn back. Yeah I'm the interim leader now and I'm giving everybody a last chance to play with me or I'll scream and scream and scream. 

 

 

PS That's a photo of my old man King Billy of Britain. 

Like your missus on your wedding night☹️