Major Cunt

Pen can you elaborate on your gender for the corner, old school definition i.e male female, not all this new fangled LGBT bollocks, though I have a sneaking suspicion your a hermaphrodite, please clarify.

I'd wager yes, in a toilet cubicle though.

Class Bill, have a like!

It's a cast from his favourite dildo modelled on Salman of Morocco, it evokes happy memories of that special time in Marrakech though bittersweet, reminding him his sphincter could once upon a time handle a fart without worry.

Punkers, your not on an exclusive golfing holiday. There is strong evidence that your actually planning a holiday to West Africa, in order to satisfy an insatiable appetite for Ugandan cock, provided by Ngougo who is only after a UK passport not your stretched and prolapsed sphincter. It's not to late for you to get help or tested for aids, I hear the medication can allow you to live a normal life, not that I suggest you take it!

He also likes to select the right wood and play's with irons!

He'd have to be quick though, seems like he's borrowed your Donald's syrup for the occasion.

So much for Esther McVey then you gin soaked old cunt, I fucking told you it was gonna be Bojo. Untill Catweasle Corbyn, kicks this privileged overweight fat cunt, out of Downing Street!

Technically yes, have a like you cunt. I wouldn't want you getting all worked up and breaking some piss heads arm, when you're on the doors tomorrow night!

Communion, your favourite!

Hopefully old Saline decides to wager a few dollars on a soccer (football to us) game, obviously he'll be unable to find a William Hill, forcing him to find some Italian bookies willing to take some action, as the Septic's say, (not in the queer sense). He then becomes hopelessly addicted taking up a kind offer of the Degos loan, he fails to pay back the weekly installments resulting in broken bones, followed by probable death!

Have you put the bunting up yet Billy?

The irony of that statement!

Shut up, you faux intellectual red neck mong. Surely you should be watching the Jerry Springer show, shouting Jerry at the screen, from your Louisiana trailer park home. Or trawling the internet to back up your pointless assertions. Cunty!

That he might have been Pen. However long his list of feats and atrocities, feats including the autobahns and wiping national debt, atrocities we all know war extermination camps ect. He was never accused of buggering children and also despised the church to my knowledge.

Obviously Albie, thanks for your help!

No, and as you rightly pointed out, instead of having the minerals to make an open apology earlier, Septic Yank Cunt had to go the pm route. Fuck knows who to? In my short tenure on the corner I have never seen such unity in cunting, a solid display of the animosity these cunts arouse. It obviously also helps that he's a caricature of all that's wrong with his nation. Well and truly bested, fuck off!

Pretty sure your right Eric. I vaguely remembered the story but had to Google the cunt, strangely enough he was also called Barry, Barry Bennell and bares a striking resemblance to Peter Sutcliffe. I believe his noncing proclivities were responsible for Gary Speed's suicide. These fucking animals should be publicly stoned on Oxford Street, alongside the filthy Muslim grooming cunts!

Is that Barry McGuigan on the far left?

Bullshit, never happened.

Oi Salty you soppy cunt. Could you not so kindly refrain from your epic yank justifications, insinuations of testical checking, WW2, and general long winded bollocks of trying to be a Yank intellectual, a paradox I know. It's all becoming a bit old hat, me old China! The Donald is a Cunt China owns your economy Michelle Obama's a tranny Nobody in Boston's genuinely Irish Fuck the Bush's 911 was an inside job Oh and I've just wiped my arse with your star spangled banner!

Well I'm gonna hope he makes it through his 20th round of chemo, aslong as there's a "fuck off" attached to that "Withers" quote!

Francis what's happened to you? Long ago when I used to just peruse the corner, you happened to be one of the funnier cunts but are currently a sad parody of the former. I can only speculate that Alzheimer's disease, combined with your skin tight jeans, has resulted in cutting of the blood circulation to your drug addled brain!

Do you have evidence to back this up? Or is it another case, of the not so great Roops strikes again!

I'm pretty sure that was Shaft!