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Major Cunt

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  1. Punkape was most probably the victim of some VIP nonce ring including Savile and the like ( You can probably think of the rest! After reviewing the site rules there's not to much room to maneuver) Then the subject of some mind control shenanigans leaving him thinking he's on a par with the ruling elite cunts. Have a feeling he lives in Berkshire (plays into his fantasy) not rural though probably Reading. I also doubt he will be heard from tonight there's a Eurasia tribute act at the local country Club.
  2. I hear you on that Sleeve, the Guard appears to me to be harmless simpleton. Not really bringing anything to the table or the corner in this case. I seriously hope he's not a screw trusted to supervise cat A prisoners. However the razor would be put to better use on Punkape after reviewing his post's. I've decided he no doubt has a fantasy life where he spent his summer's at Eaton. Being bummed senseless by Bojo et al. I suggest 20 lashes of the cat followed by salt rubbed into the wounds.
  3. There is also a buzz on the grapevine about the Judge being sheltered in the Roma Embassy. Said Embassy is a squat in Clapham with a window view of the Common. Who says cultural enrichment isn't working.
  4. This Antipodean glory hunting cunt has really pissed on a hornet's nest publishing all the Septic's dirty secrets. I would bet my last Rouble they have a cell in a Supermax prison with Assange's name on it. He didn't do it for any morality in my opinion, merely to make fame and cash.
  5. Agreed the Judge indulges in self abuse due to self loathing.
  6. Oh well that explains it all then. However I'm told Albert from the corner is known for squatting 7 inches.
  7. Seems like abusing the Judge is a sure fire way to win friends and influence people on the Corner.
  8. I'm tempted to but some cunt called Withers stole my Demestos. words on the street are he's plying runaway boys with it.
  9. AbsoFuckinLoutely I don't know this Withers chap but if he sounds like me. I'm liking the cut of his jibb
  10. No the Major is a new addition to the Corner.
  11. Allegedly the Judge has been spotted clutching a can of Special Brew already this morning. While screaming Farage from his pimped out mobility scooter
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