Major Cunt

Don't forget "Hardman", and we've done this before "mastermind". What an oxygen thieving fat cunt he is, eh?

I take it you've been re-reading your "Harry Potter" collection during the Covid lockdown? I mean, come on, where on earth would a below 70 IQ at a push memorize Latin? I'm glad that you're dedicating that 4000th post to me, as it's clearly a sign I've got you rattling like the snake you are. Shalom, you numb from the waist down, dim witted spacker! 😁

"Why"? Because you can't keep your mind bogglingly stupid fat mouth shut. I've also offended you by mentioning a spacker deformity. Calm down Fatboy, it's not my fault you're a raspberry. Keep up mastermind.

I always refer to people with that sort of deformed appendage as a wanking claw.

It probably builds it's own dam once a month.

Bullshit never happened. Mrs Roops full-time mother, venture capitalist, 24/7 moderator, polymath and now runs mountains like an Ibex. The sort of cunt that probably says they got every question right on last weeks University Challenge.

I'd suggest you invest in a Barbour jacket and trousers before your next big hunt sabotage. One misplaced Welly boot, and you'll be on your knees sorounded by every horse, hound, and several cunts called Rupert.

On the ropes again, or should that be on the Roops. Of course I'm gonna try and minimise my involvement in a criminal act resulting in a court case, It's called mitigation. Especially when your other defendants are happy for this picture to be painted. Any woman who posts a picture of herself bent over a cheap sofa on a website, is either incredibly in insecure or just a bit of a slag. You're a bullshiter Roops. The international businesswoman of capital investments who manages to be on here 24/7. You don't know me, so leave out the cod psychology, and fuck off, obviously.

Mrs Roops how on earth does your estrogen scattered brain reach the conclusion I'm easily manipulated by the offer of sex? That's one hell of a bizarre statement to make you pompous prat. I'm actually still waiting for you to see the big picture of why and how recent wars were engineered for the pillaging of natural resources. You're certainly intelligent, but your fragile belief system traps you, and you're sadly a believer of all you read in the Guardian et al. I hope one day you wake up and can see through the smoke and mirrors. I'm not going to hold my breath though, as I've quoted you before "common sense is unfortunately not a prerequisite of intelligence." I'm certainly not a week character, and I wonder if you could handle a couple of years at her majesty's pleasure? I doubt it. Then to turn things 180 degrees, and then earn a degree in software engineering ( no pun intended). Work incredibly hard and became a respected coder, and put the past to bed. I'd class that as character building missis!

Seeing as you're one of the main instigators of "inter member acrimony" on this bizarre piss taking site. I strongly suggest you fuck right off, before I make you run to Roops again. Hypocritical, crippled, halfwit cunt.

You clawed your way out of the valleys by dishing out blowjobs to taff miners. Then no doubt continued that practice in the offices of high finance. Stick to what you're good at like being Googles best customer, and flashing your ginger snatch.

Thanks for reminding Eavens. I always used to serve Jewdy Oxo as soap bar, and whenever he came back said it's the best hash out there. I felt a bit guilty as he's wheelchair bound, but as he's a bit of a cunt I thought fuck him.

Importing cannabis hardly makes one a scumbag criminal does it now, Jewdy? Now you being a respectable middle class gent is amusing, as I'd wager a princely sum your humble abode is a tower block in Thamesmead. We all make mistakes in youth, and most of us learn from them and better ourselves. You stick to being an angry, drunken, thick cripple. You're good at it!

I've done a few stints in the cooler Stubbs, and it isn't a patch on the Scrubs. I was having a conversation with Quince out the window and he told me he's up for parole. I informed him of the dire situation here at CC, and he's keen to offer any newbie a turd to chew on.

Fuck her, Bill. I'm sick and tired of her acting as the corners moral compass. She lives in proclaimed opulence and has probably never visited our stomping ground mate. It's easy for her to take cheap digs on us working class blokes, and she hates the fact that we're able to wind her up at will. In the words of Uncle Ape unbearable!

Well fuck me. Is there no end to your talents? Maybe we should call you "Roopal of the Baily". It's a cunning strategy to call you as a defence witness, as you'd no doubt send the Judge to sleep mid trial through speaking utter bollocks. It's called supply and demand baby, and until this country legalises ganja the waste of police and court resources shall continue. How's the view from your ivory tower? You insufferable prat.

Nope. The barrister was incredibly sophisticated and painted a story of youthful adventure gone wrong. Certainly not the main conspirator of the importation. However the laws the law. Maybe I should have nonced off a few kids and destroyed their lives, seeing as I would have received half my sentence.

I was merely an entrepreneur, Roops. Providing beneficial herbs to punters. A five year sentence hardly fits the crime does it?

I'm disappointed, Roops. I fully expected you to Google the precise recipe for hand sanitizer and get to work with your junior chemistry set. Resulting to common thievery, how the pompous have fallen.

I didn't ask for video footage of your last gaming themed birthday party! Now answer the question? You are @Erroreptile404 and I claim my copy of Mobility Scooter Monthly and a reach-around from Jewdy.

@Neil, have you heard this latest revelation? You might wanna think about stalking as It probably burns more calories.

Why did you ditch the 404 character, turd-burglar? I'm just curious as it seems that you're continuing to act in exactly the same vein.

Yeah, that's pretty much how I see it playing out. He'll also possibly call you brightboy, tell you to wash your tongue, and possibly state what he's purchased from Tesco. What an utter bellend.

Make sure you wash that tongue, Jewdy. 😁

Siegfried and Roy if memory serves me correctly, and It didn't work out too clever. One of the perma-tanned, Vegas turd burglars got mauled by an Amur Tiger. Silly cunts!