Major Cunt
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Not a big fan on the old kebab Jewds. Firstly I don't trust the cunts who own the establishments after an abused child from up north ended up in a roll of mixed meat. Secondly I don't like putting my hard earned dough in the pockets of Peacefulls. It's all about the mint Vienneta for me mate, it's got more taste than the plain original. Can't wait till we play those Bermondsay arse bandits this season either, I reckon were gonna get a good result. Shalom
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Well you didn't need to consult Russell Grant to work that one out!
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This place ain't been the same without you bredtrin, i seriously hope you intend to inflict retribution on those who have been dissing you.
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Stay out of it cuntchops. One upon a time you'd have chimed in with some below the belt cunting. What happened to you Francis?
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In a previous post somewhere you mentioned that he's not thick, but that he probably has mental health issues. I'm in full agreement with the mental issues, however he's thick yet has has reasonable grammar. I've lost what little respect I had for him due to his attempt to indirectly get us bollocked or banned.
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You're not gonna lure me into that trap Judith. Besides it's 10.42am already, and you're no doubt on your fourth Super Tennant's. Grassing by proxy ain't on either wanker, and I was actually starting to warm too you.
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I'm not gonna take style based quips, or abuse for that matter, from a man who lives on bread and dripping.
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I think you're talking this a bit to serious Jewdy? It's all just banter.
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Ok I'll call you a nonce tomorrow then, about 9 am, before you're pissed?
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Reinforced Stannah Stairlift?
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It was an incredibly bizarre scenario to both think of and share. The mind boggles hey?
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I think you're missing the point here Jewdy? Or have consumed one to many cans of special brew, again.
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He's certainly more wine bar spacktacular than Battlestar Galactica.
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I seriously fucking hope not, and doubt it Gypers!
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He's a strange one for certain. I can't work him out, not that I need to. Do bear in mind though Eric, this is coming from a prat who thinks the NFL will establish successful UK based teams/franchises in the coming decade.
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Incredibly unbecoming pairing chinos with a chunky trainer Frank, I thought you had 'Sprezzatura'? Silly cunt!
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Frank. Maybe I was merely expressing an air of 'Sprezzatura' in my response? However to read the GQ article on it has been a revelation. I've also just spotted a fantastic pair of Vivienne Westwood loafers, which would complement my Armani J06 chinos perfectly. It's all about the hem width, wouldn't you agree?
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Italian and highly suspect, wishing to whisper in one's ear.
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I could imagine. I myself am a fan of Tod's particularly what's now touted as the driving shoe, any fashion conscious fellow desiring comfort should own a pair. Not so sure on the espidrille though, not for this country imo, however perfectly fine on the continent.
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Jewdy won't grass Princess. He's old school Charlton athletic.
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Not had the chance to check it yet Frank, I'll let you know. However I'm digging the loafers you're sporting in the Mike D tune though!
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I certainly did Bill. I've avoided getting into it with him though as he's clearly a vauxhall conference player. I was hoping the cunt had done a Micheal Hutchence and choked to death on a Seville while wanking. Though it seems he's now care in the community after his sections ended.
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Well fuck me the Corners resident downs syndrome sufferers back? Don't make me call the care home again and get your internet privileges revoked. Fuck off, you horrendously unfunny cunt.
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Make the most of it Frank, It's the perfect opportunity to get some diazepam of a dago doctor on PTSD grounds. Never look a gift horse in the mouth or converse with Pen for that matter.
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Bollocks. You beat me to it Eric! Though it depends on if he's got his cock in his hand or an erection.
