Major Cunt
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Definitely plausible! On another note I wonder if the Judge has put his sheepskin away for the winter. Reckon he dresses like Gene Hunt in Life on Mars.
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He's been pegged as a closet Iron, so I'm not surprised. Sure he will inform us he shops at Jimmy Savile Row.
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I actually happen to be a senior engineer at Lada. Which reminds me your new motor's ready!
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Thanks Go fuck yourself
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Indeed they are! Withers is about as much use to the Corner as the Maginot Line was against the Blitzkrieg.
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Always
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Im not doubting that your a decent sort just questioning whether your swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😁
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Fair enough Sarf London Roma Maybe that was taking it to far.
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I had a sneaking suspicion the establishment was gonna attempt to fuck the public over choosing to leave the EU. Call it being pessimistic or just being old enough to have seen there M.O on numerous occasions. I really can't see us getting out anytime soon! As for Nige who when he's not ripping the piss out of the frog's and krauts at the EU parliament ( which I find amusing) He's having a pint of bitter in the local battle cruiser. There is a but though he's not some local Scaffolder done good. Who plays reggae in the summer on site and is partial to some powder with his pint. No he's part of the establishment a banker out for the rich. He wouldn't piss on most of us if we were on fire!
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Punkape was most probably the victim of some VIP nonce ring including Savile and the like ( You can probably think of the rest! After reviewing the site rules there's not to much room to maneuver) Then the subject of some mind control shenanigans leaving him thinking he's on a par with the ruling elite cunts. Have a feeling he lives in Berkshire (plays into his fantasy) not rural though probably Reading. I also doubt he will be heard from tonight there's a Eurasia tribute act at the local country Club.
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I hear you on that Sleeve, the Guard appears to me to be harmless simpleton. Not really bringing anything to the table or the corner in this case. I seriously hope he's not a screw trusted to supervise cat A prisoners. However the razor would be put to better use on Punkape after reviewing his post's. I've decided he no doubt has a fantasy life where he spent his summer's at Eaton. Being bummed senseless by Bojo et al. I suggest 20 lashes of the cat followed by salt rubbed into the wounds.
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There is also a buzz on the grapevine about the Judge being sheltered in the Roma Embassy. Said Embassy is a squat in Clapham with a window view of the Common. Who says cultural enrichment isn't working.
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This Antipodean glory hunting cunt has really pissed on a hornet's nest publishing all the Septic's dirty secrets. I would bet my last Rouble they have a cell in a Supermax prison with Assange's name on it. He didn't do it for any morality in my opinion, merely to make fame and cash.
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Agreed the Judge indulges in self abuse due to self loathing.
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Oh well that explains it all then. However I'm told Albert from the corner is known for squatting 7 inches.
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Who the fucks Albert
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Seems like abusing the Judge is a sure fire way to win friends and influence people on the Corner.
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I'm tempted to but some cunt called Withers stole my Demestos. words on the street are he's plying runaway boys with it.
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AbsoFuckinLoutely I don't know this Withers chap but if he sounds like me. I'm liking the cut of his jibb
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No the Major is a new addition to the Corner.
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Allegedly the Judge has been spotted clutching a can of Special Brew already this morning. While screaming Farage from his pimped out mobility scooter
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