Major Cunt

2 hours ago, The Guard said:

I'm a decent sort.

Im not doubting that your a decent sort just questioning whether your swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.

9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Er.........that was a joke. Eurasia song 

😂😂😂😂😂😂😁

19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Have a little respect  please. 

Fair enough Sarf London Roma

Maybe that was taking it to far.

I had a sneaking suspicion the establishment was gonna attempt to fuck the public over choosing to leave the EU. Call it being pessimistic or just being old enough to have seen there M.O on numerous occasions. I really can't see us getting out anytime soon!

As for Nige who when he's not ripping the piss out of the frog's and krauts at the EU parliament ( which I find amusing) He's having a pint of bitter in the local battle cruiser. There is a but though he's not some local Scaffolder done good. Who plays reggae in the summer on site and is partial to some powder with his pint. No he's part of the establishment a banker out for the rich. He wouldn't piss on most of us if we were on fire!

Punkape was most probably the victim of some VIP nonce ring including Savile and the like ( You can probably think of the rest! After reviewing the site rules there's not to much room to maneuver) Then the subject of some mind control shenanigans leaving him thinking he's on a par with the ruling elite cunts. Have a feeling he lives in Berkshire (plays into his fantasy) not rural though probably Reading. I also doubt he will be heard from tonight there's a Eurasia tribute act at the local country Club.

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

The Guard is a malignancy to the corner.  Prove yourself and cut the fucker out.  A dull rusty razor would be supplied to you.  

I hear you on that Sleeve, the Guard appears to me to be harmless simpleton. Not really bringing anything to the table or the corner in this case. I seriously hope he's not a screw trusted to supervise cat A prisoners. However the razor would be put to better use on Punkape after reviewing his post's. I've decided he no doubt has a fantasy life where he spent his summer's at Eaton. Being bummed senseless by Bojo et al. I suggest 20 lashes of the cat followed by salt rubbed into the wounds.

There is also a buzz on the grapevine about the Judge being sheltered in the Roma Embassy. Said Embassy is a squat in Clapham with a window view of the Common. Who says cultural enrichment isn't working.

This Antipodean glory hunting cunt has really pissed on a hornet's nest publishing all the Septic's dirty secrets. I would bet my last Rouble they have a cell in a Supermax prison with Assange's name on it. He didn't do it for any morality in my opinion, merely to make fame and cash.

36 minutes ago, Ollyboro said:

Incorrect. 

Judgie's forever abusing himself and still isn't friends with himself.

Agreed the Judge indulges in self abuse due to self loathing.

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Albert was a very poor golfer, and squatted to retrieve his balls. lol

Oh well that explains it all then. However I'm told Albert from the corner is known for squatting 7 inches.

6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

fuck off Albert 

Who the fucks Albert

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

If you're even a sixteenth of the cunt that Withers is, you're in for a fucking rough time. Although, you've made me laugh already which is something Withers hasn't achieved since 2015.

Seems like abusing the Judge is a sure fire way to win friends and influence people on the Corner.

4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Fuck off and drink bleach.

I'm tempted to but some cunt called Withers stole my Demestos. words on the street are he's plying runaway boys with it.

1 hour ago, The Guard said:

Withers? @Mrs Roops

4 minutes ago, The Guard said:

Really? 🙄🤣🤣😛

 

AbsoFuckinLoutely 

I don't know this Withers chap but if he sounds like me. I'm liking the cut of his jibb

39 minutes ago, The Guard said:

Withers? @Mrs Roops is @Major Cunt a Multi?

No the Major is a new addition to the Corner.

Allegedly the Judge has been spotted clutching a can of Special Brew already this morning. While screaming Farage from his pimped out mobility scooter