Major Cunt

Harry, you're in absolutely no position to call anybody brainless, you LSD soaked Marxist. Call the twinge an early Christmas present!

Maybe we're the enlightened ones, Uncle Ape. It all seems a bit too convenient that the new strain which has been here since September suddenly cancels Christmas. What the benefits of crashing an economy are, and plunging thousands into financial crisis is, I don't know, but I did watch an incredibly informative documentary about pandemics which are nothing new. Personality, I think we'll all be forced to take a vaccination that's been rushed into production. With no recourse for legal action if there's any nasty long-term side effects.

Always a kindred spirit, Eric. Is it just me, or has PaddySacker's running commentary on the Brexit fiasco made him look like even more of an illiterate bog-trotting cunt than usual? Like a poor man's Eamonn Holmes with his daily illiterate ramblings advising us all how fucked will be come January. After all of the British kicking's his backwards backwaters had he's finally got something to gloat about. Is he living in some fantasy land where Dublin becoming the new City of London? A financial powerhouse where his 'Big Issue' pitch will also prosper Here's the ting though, Panz, whichever way the wind blows we'll be alright. You should probably work on some new material ready for January. Feckin eejit!

Sad thing is, Eric, most of the population are happy to follow their ludicrous instructions without even questioning it. I'm predicting by next year a large proportion are gonna say fuck this, and masks, gloves and sanatizers are gonna be binned. Even the thickest will only take so much mate!

You're a shadow the happy go lucky blarney stone kissing cunt you once were. Every single post is about us allegedly fucked by Brexit. Change the record you boring cunt, or the tune on your sax. Feckin eejit.

Absolutely. Canceling Christmas like a fucking grinch, and to top it all off this super strain of Covid has been known about since September. It won't be long until the whole country is in lockdown until we all receive the much vaunted vaccine. What a bunch of useless cunts...

If that isn't an example of a country that needs the swap drained, or the bog in this case. It seems most of your elected members are familiar with the Armalite and fertiliser. I guess it's all about keeping em busy and with a healthy salary too. Even your most staunch republicans won't look a gift horse in the mouth.

I think they call that poet justice considering your ilk were taking pot shots at any poor teenager in a uniform. It's a shame he didn't cart you off for internment, and then had you standing against a wall listening to white noise, but I reckon you pissed your pants once you saw that SLR. I'm disappointed you didn't even get a rifle butt in the face.

A fairer question would be which one of the disfigured cunts would you choose for a polish. Even the most twisted and despicable punter would choose death before your gambit!

Plenty of drugs, Stubbs. I dunno about the sex part though as it's very undercover, nobody likes a shirt-lifter. There was a pre op tranny on my wing for murder who was dishing out nosh's for half ounce of' Golden Virginia' though. I never partook, but knew of a wannabe gangster black who got caught getting a polish. He disappeared to another nick pretty lively after we all found out and pissed ourselves laughing. Marvelous!

You've got a real problem with that up in the schemes of jockland. Apparently every weekend loaded up on Buckfast your teenagers cut each other to ribbons. During the Afghanistan conflict Scottish surgeons were highly prized given their knowledge of stitching battle wounds.

That's hard to stitch. Known in the trade as a double bladed Gillette bayonet. Now there's only one of two ways a man would know this information. He's either done a bit of porridge, or knows a man who has!

Stubbs, don't be drawn inter speaking like de spud-munchers. I've got time for you, and avoiding you sounding like the product of a Dublin comprehensive...

Fucking hell, Panz, let it go me old son, it's not like you've even got a dog in the race, and considering how you bang on about running all the time you're sounding like Dublin's answer to Jimmy Savile. So there's no possible way of you being old enough to witness the big bad British empire, and the Black and Tans activities. It's pure envy that you couldn't match us, couldn't beat us, and Brexits your only chance for a minor victory... You fecking eejit!

Let's be candid for one moment, Panz. Your bog probably has the same literacy rate and GDP to match Romania. They let you cunts in because they knew you'd never try to leave. You're probably only ten years away from a failed state, and when the rotting edifice of the EU comes crashing down you will be. Only difference is this time blowing up Canary Wharf won't get you fuck all...

This level of treachery would make even Napoleon blush, Withers.

There's absolutely no wriggle room here @Dyslexic cnut. If you just grow a pair to quote my old mate @judgetwi, you might get some clemency, or carry on bullshiting!

I thought you were in the group chat already mate. I'll add you in.

I'll add Wolfie into our group messages. Eric, and Dec's are gonna piss themselves laughing over this revelation!

Cheers, Uncle Ape. The Corners Julian Assange strikes again - minus the abuse of the Venezuelan embassy staff, and the dodgy Swedish allegations which was all bollocks. Fucking hell. The "hello" PM in the middle of the night is priceless...

I think you're on the ropes, son. Time to grab your spoon and poor man's charlie, and have another fix...

Terrible. A decent counter punch only needs one or two skillful grammatical blows. You've completely over done it and shown yourself up as the far end of the spectrum wanker we all suspected. Here's another tip. Stop name dropping me all over the Corner, as its the undeniable mark of an easily riled spastic!

Fucking hell, Wolfie. You're certainly throwing your hat in the ring by mentioning Dyslexic in such a derogatory fashion. In two short months he's established himself as the new Decimus, and his razor sharp wit along with his repertoire will surely have you running to Roops.

Panz, there's about as much chance of me voting Conservative as there is me sipping a pina colada at Punkers local golf club. I think you're wrong about Britain fading into obscurity though, there's too much history and legacy at stake. We gave the former colonies systems of law, order, governance and bar the African ones they flourished. We abandoned South Africa the jewel of the continent. English is still the most widely spoken language along most of our trading partners. Your greatest contribution to the world is Guinness, famine, and James Joyce. I'm disappointed over the boy's missing Thatcher in Brighton, and failing to cripple Tebbit instead of his wife, but that's the Irish for ya...

Ti's a fair, point, Panz. The Red Hand Brigade and the rest of the unionist paramilitaries were just as bad. The only difference was they weren't blowing up English boozers so you can understand the bigotry. Blighty will be ok me old son, remember we once ruled a third of the globe. Your lot couldn't even harvest a root vegetable, but you did colonise the Eastern US. I'm third generation Irish myself mate, so I've no grudge against the emerald Isle.