Major Cunt

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Who's that in your avatar?

The Oracle known as Baws has already given you the name but allow me to add some backstory. An IRA active service unit planned on blowing the stationed troops in Gibraltar to pieces via a car bomb. However the plot was uncovered by the spooks and they were greeted by a few blokes from Hereford who let loose with their MP5's with ferocious volume and accuracy just before the atrocity unfolded.

Now Micky being a die-hard loyalist decided that their martyrdom funeral would be the perfect time to take out Adams, McGuiness and the rest of the leadership. He turned up on his own with hand grenades and a 9mm pistol in order to get the job done. The man had a pair of bollocks to rival a Rhino, but sadly as you can see from his picture lacking the had to eye coordination.

On 23/02/2022 at 19:15, Lairy Larry said:

LOL

Your choice of avatar along with certain comment's you've made has my (historically accurate) beast-radar pinging like a U-Boat amongst an Atlantic convoy.

I'll be fucking watching you.

7 hours ago, Decimus said:

7 hours ago, Lairy Larry said:

 

I don't think you're Reptyle, you'd have shat your Pampers over the whole Russian/Ukrainian business if you were.

Not only would he be insisting that we've got a naval taskforce ready to be deployed to the Black Sea containg forty thousand SBS operators to stick it to old Vlad, but he would also be furiously defending Bill Gates in case XBox Live was suddenly abandoned leaving him unable to seduce his gaming buddies

On 24/02/2022 at 18:53, Decimus said:

Just wait until some Cressida or Hugo cunt starts connecting the dots and finds the dubious etymology of the word 'Slav' online.

Ten minutes after it's been posted on Twitter there will be murals of some hideous Ukrainian serf with Vlad's knee pressed against his goitered neck all over exclusively white middle class villages around the country.

Meanwhile in deprived areas where eastern European scum actually live and infest, the last 6 percent of the native British population will be overjoyed at the thought of one subhuman cunt killing another, and praying like any other sensible cunt that we don't stick our dangerously over extended beak into the matter.

 

Exactly!

On 04/02/2022 at 23:39, Goober said:

So is Ming, but she's still with us and providing valuable service to wider society by keeping a hairy backed swarthy cunt away from the bushes of your local park. 

Who knew Putin is actually Greek? 

Ming's about as alive as Otsi the Iceman thanks to Frank's chest freezer. I'd imagine she's currently the colour of piss frozen snow given the amount of times he's partially defrosted her for a rogering.

Rumour has it that he uses her sphincter as a cock ring after it detached during one of his semi frozen coitus episodes. I believe he took it for rapid embalming in a coolbox filled with icecubes.

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can sort of understand his viewpoint re Finland, but Sweden is a step too far. He can't encroach beyond the historic boundaries of the Russian Empire/Soviet Union as far as I'm concerned.

I don't agree with us or any other NATO ally making a stand against him shoring up his borders, but Sweden is a step too far. 

Stationing ballistic missiles in Ukraine pointing Vlad's way is akin to the Russians striking a deal with Ireland to do the same to us. Obviously if the Paddy's weren't in the EU, and I can't be arsed to check if they're a Nato member or not.

I honestly didn't think they'd invade, but after his demands being refused he obviously thought fuck it. Now there's several reasons why they did such as Western Europe's addiction to cheap ruskie gas and oil, neither the UK or US public would put up with the coffins of young men returning home after 20 years of the same from pointless wars. He knows all this.

I also believe that he has a mutual defense treaty with the Chinese.

I'm also pretty sure that the Ukraine's joined the Third Reich in WW2.

On an interesting side note - did you know that German army officially surrended at the end of WW2 but the Third Reich didn't?

Most of the latest designs of U-Boats seemed to have just vanished or were reported as sunk. You then have just about every high ranking SS member's living it up in South America, and @King Billy strange phenomena being reported in Antarctica. The krauts had been going there since the late 1930's. The Yanks even sent a carrier battle-group to investigate it in the 1950's under the name operation High Jump.

On 21/12/2021 at 09:12, Decimus said:

You're a hard man to please,

Unless you're black, bent, and in possession of a 9 inch cock (circumcised obviously). 

On 16/02/2022 at 20:57, Eric Cuntman said:

And Major Cunt... and every other cunt I haven't named. The corner needs you. Slack fucking gay cunts.

I've recently been munching Valium by the handful mate, and could just about remember where my trainers are, let alone contribute any cunting. 

I hope this clears things up? 

On 12/02/2022 at 08:49, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

It's been confirmed... 'Deltacron' is real and out there.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2022/02/11/deltacron-covid-variant-found-uk-little-concern-experts/

This Variant is NOT to be confused with the new EP called Deltacron by DFA Sazon.

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mZthQB3Gpsbib8A55qnsV44itONeBlx2c

Get your saliva filled masks back out, have the 4th booster and run for you lives...lol.

 

Fuck that shit, Rasters. I've finally got back on the buttons after a long break and was fucking amazed by my work flow. I attempted to timestretch some audio and it took me about ten minutes to find the right commands. You definitely need to keep an iron in the fire when producing, but it's all coming back. 

Just thought that I'd break up a thread upon my return.

Hope you survived the storm mate? My adopted town in Somerset was absolutely battered, but I saw some bloke get blown down the road in Victoria (I obviously laughed my bollocks off). I was hoping it was that fat fucker known as the Judge, but there wasn't a mobility scooter in sight, and it would probably take winds of about 140mph to move the cunt! 

3 hours ago, Goober said:

You're going to need to up your game considerably if you think you're going to get close to challenging for that title, MC. 

Several hits of trimetazidine may assist with the necessary verbal quadruple salchows. 

 

Duly noted, Doc. I fully expect our resident virologist/headmistress to accuse me of coating my walls with Bacofoil tomorrow along with a 700 word counter argument sourced from the Guardian and Google. 

Unfortunately for us all she's incapable of forming her own opinion. 

27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

If they thought that a virus that has a 98% survival rate would clear some room on this planet, they fucked up big time.  What it has done is put the shits up millions of peeps who will quake at anything the media puts up. Only tonight on the news, was a report that some cunts have contracted Lassa Fever because they decided to visit an African shithole. "But don't worry peeps, it's not airborne so DON'T WORRY". You can see what that will do to the already shitted up populace. 

Fair point, Gyps. I think that the virus was aimed at those already in the queue to meet their maker. Old  folks in care homes that have paid forty plus years of taxes and are now little more than a burden to the system. Those with chronic health conditions that can't work and are also a burden on the system. 

My theory is that the vaccine will gradually lower sperm count in males and fertility in the female populace. Anatomy is not my strong suit so do forgive the wording, but I think you can catch my drift. Obviously it will not be an overnight drop in these rates but will subtly passed on through a dwindling population. The fact that children were also targeted for vaccination when there was no need was another piece of the puzzle. 

Maybe Covid was the trojan horse that was needed in order to roll out a program of mass vaccination without too many questions being raised. Obviously I'll be accused of stealing Bill's mantle of the Corners David Icke, or maybe I'll be hailed as a prophet in fifty years time. 

I'd certainly be more concerned about catching Ebola over Lassa Fever in the event that I decided to visit some African backwater. 

There's something incredibly fishy about this whole affair and most people have bought into it. If they managed to convince the masses that a group of Arab's sitting in a cave in Afghanistan brought the World Trade Centre then who knows... 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It was either a London firm or the police. It fucking wasn't Steele or Whomes. 

Definitely. The judge in his summing up stated that you either believe Whomes and Steele or Nichols's tall tales. He spent months living in a police station and was coached daily by the cozzers so that he didn't fuck up under cross examination. 

The fact that the trial judge set their tariffs at only ten years speaks volumes. Unfortunately only a couple of years into their sentences Jack Straw changed the law around lifers and they ended up with double that and more.

It stinks to high heaven of police corruption. 

3 minutes ago, King Billy said:

It’s pretty clear to see that the Covid tyrants are resorting to desperate tactics to keep hold of the narrative.

Now that the main players who pull the strings from the shadows have milked the pandemic for all it's worth the virus has miraculously disappeared. 

There is something incredibly iffy about the whole affair which I'm yet to find a plausible theory/answer to. If I had to make a guess then I'd go for depopulation. Looking at the characters involved in donating to find the cure then it seems possible. 

Bill Gates is a prime example. The man is obsessed with population control and his charitable work in Africa is dubious to say the least. He's a real Dr Strangelove-esque nut-case who unfortunately has the funds and connections to carry out his nefarious experiments that would probably raise an eyebrow from Josef Mengele. 

A cunt who deserves his own daily nomination. 

22 minutes ago, King Billy said:

before his skull suddenly exploded.

I was watching some documentary on the Essex boys murder and apparently one of their skulls exploded with the force of the shotgun blast. 

It's an interesting case which is now being reviewed by a former flying squad DCI who has uncovered several critical pieces of information that were ignored during the original investigation. The whole case seems like a complete miscarriage of justice. 

As a former soldier would you agree that the murderer was clearly a professional assassin? 

On 01/02/2022 at 19:02, Hammer of Cunts said:

Try the flat fronted, target pellets, they might cut a bit better. Certainly sting more.     

Thanks for the tip, Hammer. If only we had the right to bare arms like the septics. Those cunts have got the right idea when it comes to self defence. In most states (the southern ones in particular) you're legally entitled to shoot a burglar in the head if you so choose, and then the old bill turn up, take your name, ask what happened, and then wish you a pleasant evening. 

If that fucking idiot didn't massacre all those innocent people in Dunblane then we would still be able to own handguns. 

What a selfish cunt! 

On 05/02/2022 at 21:11, judgetwi said:

An interesting question Marjorie. Apparently that massive intellectual, Whoopi Goldberg ( great name don’t you think?) thinks that is exactly the case. I can’t imagine that somebody with your brainpower is going to argue with some old tart on a daytime TV show aimed at fucking idiots. Knowing your place is one of the things I admire about you Marje.

Goldberg you say? Now that's a Red Sea Pedestrian surname if ever I heard one. Obviously an intellectual like yourself is aware that the tribe own every single media medium from Hollywood to Fox News and anything in between.

That my friend is why you rarely here about the blockade of the port of Gaza, and the Palestinians being deprived of vital humanitarian aid like medicines, baby milk and just about every other essential a society fundamentally needs. He who controls the press controls the narrative. 

So is Whoopi claiming membership of the tribe? Now call me cynical but I can't recall seeing one black person whenever I've passed through Golders Green. I'm guessing that even the kikes are being forced to move with the times and now have a quota of ethnics to fill. 

Crazy times in the promised land, Meyer... 

On 06/02/2022 at 10:11, camberwell gypsy said:

Well apparently Jews are genetically considered a race as some diseases/illnesses from breast cancer to Tay-Sachs disease disproportionately effect Jews. Also, professional jew and unfunny comedian David Baddiel says they are, so it must be true. 

Well it's either a case of them truly being the lost tribe, or a millennium of keeping it in the extended family. Given your revelation regarding genetically inherited diseases then I'm inclined to believe the later. 

Using the Corner's own David Baddiel as a yardstick I'd be interested to know if alcoholism, obesity, and muscle wasting syndromes are abundant amongst the kike populace, but I've a feeling that like Baddiel in the comedy field he's an anomaly. 

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

David Icke probably laughs at potatoes. 

 

Only lizard potatoes. If he would drop that theory then he'd definitely have more credibility, Eric. 

The rest of his material is actually well researched and plausible, despite him being partial to the odd Tenants Super. 

On 02/02/2022 at 18:13, judgetwi said:

If I were an employer I would only hire White, British, straight males.

One out of three ain't bad, Solly, but are Jews considered Caucasian though? If not then you've completely failed to tick any of your prerequisites. 

I'd love to explain irony to you, but I doubt that you could comprehend it. 

No need to thank me, obviously. 

1 hour ago, King Billy said:

Klaus Schwab, The WEF. The Great Reset. I’ve been banging on about it for years mate. We’re all doomed Major.

You're definitely onto something, Bill. A mate of mine put me onto one of their videos, and it shocked me. Despite being a firm believer that the world's richest and most influencing probably get together and shape global events.

It's all about one world government, but the one saving grace is that there's probably a few of these groups who's goals are not exact, thereby slowing Schwab's end-game down.

I bet David Icke is laughing at Wogan now. 

On 24/01/2022 at 21:20, King Billy said:

Or the new improved Roops version. ‘I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to ‘your’ death your right not to  say it’.

I watched an interview with a KGB agent sent to work undercover in America, and his foreboding words were that the extreme left wing professors had accomplished what the Soviets couldn't through subversion. Convincing the next generation that socialism is the way forward, and capitalism is finished. 

Have you ever heard of the Davos forum, Bill? 

On 21/02/2018 at 14:00, judgetwi said:

Fucking old fraud.

He doesn’t look too happy to be sitting next to that poof. Not a very Christian attitude if you ask me.

More of a fraud than you think, Judy. Take a moment to ponder his circle of friends, and I'd be happy to wager heavily that more skeletons will fall out of his closet post death than the amount of Tennants Super can's in your recycling bin... 

8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

As long-standing members will attest, with this statement it seems you have something in common with The Judge. He doesn’t have a balcony though.

Judy shoots from his upstairs window if a target comes into view. 

I recall the incident in question with a chuckle. Wasn't a Stannah Stair-lift and a body of water involved in the debacle? 

On 29/01/2022 at 21:57, judgetwi said:

PS......what do you keep in that top drawer anyway?

A modified high velocity 22 air riffle, Solly. I've a feeling that we're not too far off from a 'Mad Max' post apocalyptic society, so I'm prepping for the the end of day's. 

I've always fancied big game hunting, but shooting species that are on the criticality endangered list on the plains of Africa just doesn't sit right with me. So in a case of killing two birds with one stone I've decided to get some practice in via fat fuckers on mobility scooters. There's an abundance of them and ergo the reverse of criticality endangered.

I just sit on the balcony and wait for one to come into range and then take out the tires first. Once reasonably immobilised my next shots are aimed behind the ear. As there's so much blubber for the pellets to pierce I've so far been unable to take one down, but it's one hell of a giggle, and more importantly I've been sharpening my marksmanship. 

Fortunately for you I'm no longer on the manor at present, but that could always change. If I do manage to bag you on your way back from Bargain Booze then I can assure you that I'll have you prize of place above the mantelpiece.

I'd make sure not to miss that next checkup at Specsavers if I was you!

On 24/01/2022 at 10:22, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’d call you a Red Sea Pedestrian if it wasn’t universally acknowledged you’ve not walked unaided and under your own power since Yitzhak Rabin’s funeral. 

Laughing my bollocks off. Top drawer cunting, LCS!