Major Cunt
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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:
Bollocks. I asked to put it on your tab and they knew exactly who you were.
Decs I'm expecting an expedient response to PunkApe mocking of you, come on you know you want to.
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45 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:
Given the onslaught of fucking M&S ads everywhere, this reminded me of the rising number of people who've done good having come from humble roots who think its fair game and gratifying to put the boot in to people less well off. Especially the poor cunts in boxes - both cardboard and pine. What bastards. Nothjong against self improvement but fuck off with your snobbery. Karma might put you back in your filthy council bedsit eating beans on stale toast and claiming your Job Seekrs allowance in your chav mecca estates. War on these snidey social climbers starts now.
Its a sad reflection of today's greed is good Gordon Gecko type rhetoric peddled by certain parts of the meejah. What makes me laugh about most of these loadsa money type cunts, is most of them have fuck all in the Sherman Tank, merely living of credit cards. I come from humble roots myself but have been fortunate enough to carve out a little niche for myself, while not having to deal with to many cunts in person. ( explains why I come here though it's mainly for laughs) I don't always have compassion for beggars/homeless I find them a bit of a nause and generally high on spice and fucking irritating. However if this so called government would possibly address the underlying issues there may possibly be less in the first place, greed isn't always good!
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3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Rattled and bitter.
Nice to have you over a barrel but obviously nicer for your rent boy !!!
Lol. (howling)
I'm no expert on the subject but I believe that rent boys are generally the ones bent over the barrel. I would have thought that a cunt like you having been public schooled, would be au fait with these practices!
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9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Fuck off Nazi cretin.
That retort was as weak as your handshake and genetics combined. Please take a bath whilst holding a 3 bar heater at the earliest convenience!
Lol
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39 minutes ago, The Guard said:
Sorry Minor Cunt
Actually on second thoughts you must be permanently out of your canister on strong sedatives, it would partially explain your banal drivel.
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2 hours ago, kuntrybumkin said:
or do you just sit there , waiting for newcomers to arrive and hurl nondescript abuse at them whilst masturbating, or do you actually post constructive content ever?
you melt.
On the strength of hurling mediocre abuse at Spunkers the resident corner fantasist I'm awarding your first like. Word to the wise though step your game up in the pursuit of more!
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50 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:
Frau rat caught you sticking your bratwurst into the Betamax again?
Herr RatsMarshall speaking of mix ups I'm here on the Eastern front awaiting 50 Tiger Tanks via rail. My Captain informs me they have been sent to Sobibor by mistake, confused with the "cargo" for liquidation. Could you please tell Eichmann to sort his shit out and send me the revised timetable. I also hold the rank of Major in the Wermacht, we meet at the Eagles Nest last Easter. I don't appreciate having to come to the corner over this matter and did you also get the report about Withers resistance activities!
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20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Be fair. That wasn't too bad a retort. But calling someone 'sonny' in a non-ironic manner is fucking creepy. And gay, in a werthers original kind of way.
I bet he's in his carpet slippers and cardigan eating a pack right now. Sonny was a weak reply and probably a favourite word of Savile type nonces though.
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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Brilliant! Newbie fight!
☠️🥊🤺🔨🗡⚰️
He does have a username that sounds suspiciously Pikie to me!
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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:
"fuck off", surely? Let's at least get the basics right.
🤣🤣🤣
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7 hours ago, The Guard said:
Srroy.
Has your nurse not dispensed an evening sedative yet? You humourless halfwit.
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7 hours ago, King Billy said:
Much better. Apart from “your”. Oh dear. Missing all those English classes doesn’t look such a smart idea now. Never mind. You got some of the easier words right. Something to build on.
Sadly for you though wit and intellect are two qualities that you can't improve in an English class. If the best you can do is pick out my occasional typos and grammar lapses then fuck of. I generally like to hunt big game but sadly for you owning a reinforced mobility scooter, isn't a prerequisite of big game.
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7 hours ago, King Billy said:
What does “ment” mean? I’m a bit thick.
I have no doubt you are! Sorry I meant to say your a cunt, that's better.
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24 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:
Reported for racism.
You nasty fucking wanker.
Reported for being a cunt above and beyond the remit of this site.
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On 23/04/2019 at 14:45, nocti said:
Someone asked him the other day what the "J" stood for in Donald J Trump.
He replied "Genius."
Pretty sure it wasn't a satirical answer to the question, however he could have ment jaynius the cunts that thick.
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8 minutes ago, Ape said:
He’s a sinister fucking weirdo. I’d love to know where he lives, so I could post Jack Russell shit through his letterbox on a regular basis.
Think I've heard of him believe he runs the odd charity marathon. Is partial to Cuban cigars and multicoloured shell suits!
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Cor blimey not half Eric 😂😂😂
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2 hours ago, cooter said:
PREMIER LEAGUE stars are playing a game of keepy-uppy — over designer underpants.
The footballers say they are being pressurised into splashing out by fashion-conscious team-mates.
One former star said: ‘Calvin Klein is the perceived pants for a footballer and if you’re not wearing it, I am afraid you are in trouble.’
More proof (as if it were needed) that footballers are irons.
This is a week nomination at best and fucking ridiculous in reality. Considering the dough these cunts are on, to splash out 25 sheets at your local Tk Max is hardly a fortune. They do a few grand on a suitcases as it is. A better nom would have been ITV 4+1 it never shows fuck all, what's the point. So I have given up trying to watch the Sweeney when I get in!
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I would also like a bounty placed on Pikies too. I reckon a reward of 200 notes per scalp should suffice. Anyone who wished to partake would receive a pump action shotgun and 💯 rounds. However the shooting of any other feral vermin such as pigeons squirrels rats ect, must be undertaken by .22 air rifle under legislation the Major wishes to be put forward. There also includes a clause for those who have a touch of the tarbrush, yet are not UK citizens by birth. They can also be shot via air rifle!
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There should be a bounty placed on the vermin of gull's and grey squirrels. I remember when you could still see the indigenous red squirrel in parks. Also the laws regarding possession and ownership of firearms, is also ridiculous. It's done nothing to stop the Mandem, running around riddling each other and innocents with holes. .22 air rifles I believe are now also classed as firearms requiring registration. Just like each Israeli home is entitled to own an Uzi, over here it should be an air rifle. This would also include a quota of vermin to shoot per year to justify said ownership!
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3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:
At my public school we used to have frog kicking competitions where the frogs were “converted” over made up goal posts. Great fun.
Most of the hundreds of frogs died instantly.
Lol.
Sounds like a jolly old jape that. Just keep what you and Bojo did at night to yourself. Though I believe there are certain websites, that endorse and reval in those shenanigans.
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I read this nom earlier and decided I wasn't going to weigh in on the topic. However adopting my usual attitude of letting the heart rule the head. Which has caused me no end of grief in the past, here it goes. The good Major hails from the area in question where this murder happened. And whatever anybody's view that's what it was in my book, a crime. However naming a fucking day after St Stephen and endless programs about this racist murder, does nobody any good. I moved out to the sticks a while ago to get away from the crime ridden streets of South East, but a lot of people don't have that option. Quite often people ask me where I'm from out of interest, and when I state where. Then people who have seen these documentaries or news items, give me a certain look. Or ask I heard there's a lot of racism round there isn't there? Which I reply, no more than anywhere else at a guess. His mother has milked this for all she can and even landed a peerage out of it. I don't remember any constant news items about Richards Everitt's murder or Enquiries into his death. I don't watch the BBC anymore coz I'm sick to the back teeth of there liberal bullshit. However there is obviously an interest from the fee payers for more on Stephen Lawrence. Fuck knows why? Let's move on
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Have no idea who this cunt is. However my spider sense tells me Punkers, will no doubt be a pallbearer.
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15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
What's new?
Anyway, how is Your own health shaping-up? Still suffering from Butterfly Stomach?
Punker's swears by rubbing Vick on his chest or sucking on a Fisherman's Friend to relieve most of his issues.
Copulating with Captain Birdseye is probably closer.
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Sounds like a reasonably solid game plan to the Major, though immediate retribution is preferable, i feel the irritating little cunt will suffer more your way.