Major Cunt

On 25/07/2022 at 21:03, judgetwi said:

Interesting. The problem is when you press the big red button you’ll never know if you made me cry because I won’t have the opportunity to tell you. That’s what’s called an “ethical dilemma.”

You’re no “moderator” Mr Roops. You break your own rules, you apply them to people you don’t like and ignore them when they are broken by cunts who lick your arse. Very much like Boris now I come to think of it. You’re a punter (your word not mine) just like the rest of us. Whoever owns this site needs to fuck you off and get someone who can do the fucking job. 
None of my business of course. Do what you have to do Mr Roops. You’re a fake and totally out of your depth.

You make several valid points in the above post that I'm in full agreement with. Obviously, this is going to land me in hot water with The Führer, but we're pals and that still means something to me, Jewdy. If you can't back a mate up in this fucked up world of tranny's, faggot's, and LGBT cunt's then we're truly approaching the end of day's.

However, your disabled Clint Eastwood act is wearing incredibly fucking thin, so either go out in a blazing scooter over Tower Bridge or button it. Sadly Roops isn't going anywhere soon. We're stuck with her pedantic Google facts and inability to admit a mistake. 

You're flogging a dead 🏇 here.

Shalom.

20 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Surely you’ve enjoyed the Boy’s Own antics of late, Judith? The fighter pilot, the infantryman. Like a young Ariel Sharon, no? Surely these images get you stiffer than a Shatila refugee. 

I'd wager heavily that Golda Meir was busy hunting The Red Prince when he last managed to attain anything resembling an erection.

4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Understandably I won't be taking advice from a cerebrally-challenged person crippled by having no more than two brain cells, one containing an instruction to move a brush upwards, the other downwards.

No lateral movement then? A prognosis that will soon make him a fully patched member of Jewdy's 'Hells Disabled Angeles'. It's a good job that he lives in South London as all members have to live within a fully charged scooter ride from the Clubhouse.

11 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Would that be a Fucking Arse coaching course Marjorie?

I think you are already over qualified mate.

No, Jewboy. The Bible promotes heterosexuality despite a decree encouraging/forcing the clergy to ignore scripture and conduct marriage ceremonies between battymen...

Did you ever attend any of Barrymore's pool parties? I could picture you rolling up like a disabled Liberace and being greeted with the obligatory alright.

Good times, eh.

😁

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Tony B was one of my favourite characters. Paulie Gaultieri was top of the list. Tony Sirico was the genuine article. 

He certainly was. Tony Sirico was an associate to one of the five New York families before a prison sentence. It's hard to pick a favourite for me, but If forced to make a choice then I'd have to choose Ralph due to his ongoing beef with Paulie. He was one funny cunt! 

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Christopher Moltisanti. Nose King. 

"If beaks could kill" Tony Blundetto.

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

Do it yourself you bone idle kike wanker.

I'm gonna, don't you worry about that, Fatboy.

I will be consulting @King Billy for more info on the cunt due to the Fuhrer's liability rules.

2 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Just adjusting to the cultural and intellectual milieu and participating in the appropriate parlance Marje………you bignosed skidmark cripple.

It's a bit stagnant at the moment, Jewdy. Any chance of you nominating Bill 'The Cocaine Cowboy' Clinton and his well documented trips on Epstein's Lolita Express. The man's a complete and utter cunt, well deserving of a nom.

You Arab loving, patron of the Pink Oboe!

10 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Or you could just stick your tongue up Skippy’s bum. I’ve noticed you’re good at that sort of thing Marje. 

A bit like you knocking back anything that's on offer at Mr Malik's offie then, Judas. Along with your unhealthy interest in anything as bent as Graham Norton, binoculars, tantrums, and mobility scooter prices.

I've also noticed that you've done a complete 180 on Israel and have started calling other punters Jews.

The Corners Jeremy Clarkson. Known for talking a lot of bollocks and acting like a complete bellend!

On 24/06/2022 at 22:21, judgetwi said:

the delectable and box ticking Alex Scott

I'd certainly tick Alex Scott's box with a money shot. I have a healthy interest in women's football now that it's no longer dominated by lezzers. You should check out some of the talent of the Nordic national sides.

I'm tempted to take an FA coaching course...

On 16/07/2022 at 15:23, Last Cunt Standing said:

It would be remiss of me not to enquire how you’re all planning to keep cool and hydrated in the coming days of warm weather. I’ll be keeping a close eye on the news for any Keith Moon style incidents involving an out of control mobility scooter and the shallow end of the Golders Green lido. 

When’s the hose pipe ban timetabled for? 

I've already topped up the tan over the weekend, Doc, and am always careful in any weather over 25° after an off the chart exposure to UV rays whilst holidaying abroad once.

I'd imagine our Jewish judicial member will be ditching the hasidic garb for his Rab C Nesbit wife-beater vest, and may even store the Special Brew in a cool-box. Dehydration is definitely going to be an issue for him and his piles won't thank him.

If his antics at the lido make the Jewish Chronicle then I'll report back.

On 11/07/2022 at 21:37, Frank said:

There's nothing on my head. It's my silver/grey chest and pubic hair. I've had to tidy myself up, CB.. it's such an awful mess down there. I've got all this fucking matted hair and bits of shit around my bumhole, and my wurlies are longer than my dick. 

The carefully cultivated character of the GQ reading fashionista has been completely shattered by the above post. I'd wager heavily that the magazine features numerous adverts for body hair trimmers (we all know that you're follicley challenged on the bonce due to being either stupid or brave enough to put your face on camera) and no doubt features various articles on the prevention of razor cuts on the bollocks.

Move with the fucking times and shave it down to a grade one. The Dutch skirt will appreciate it and so will your micro cock!

I'm also not entirely convinced that it's turd encrusted around your arsehole.

21 hours ago, judgetwi said:

worrying sheep, pigs and goats

It is ''worrying'', Jewdith. I bet your browsers search history is hotter than a midday in Damascus. I shudder to think how sticky the oversized buttons on your tablet are.

10 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Is it true tho roops baby...has the money been withdrawn because of bad faith big dag and his limited and specific law breaking antics.

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

I was reading about the Irish boom of the early 2000's the other day, Panz. Apparently, if you purchased any Microsoft software during that time the translations of the manuel's were probably performed in the emerald isle. I thought about your grasp of English and decided it had to be bullshits. Are these behemoth company's actually paying any tax to the state?

I'm gonna ask Gerry Hutch next time i see him.

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

 

Have you got Alzheimer's?

Probably, Eric, probably. I hadn't bothered to read the thread, and presumed the two were engaged in an argument.

48 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Did your Cherry 2000 arrive OK?

Are you talking about dildos here, Hammer? Why make a contribution when you can be a couple of extra lives with a rubber cock.

23 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Did your Cherry 2000 arrive OK?

Are you talking about dildos here, Hammer? If we are then you're onto a winner. 

I've got a feeling she's gonna be all smiles next week! 

On 04/07/2022 at 15:36, Last Cunt Standing said:

I remember being told by many indignant types here on the Corner, and indeed everywhere in person, that Brexit would set off a chain of departures from the EU, that German car makers would be kicking Merkels’ door down to keep a free trade deal with the UK, that we’d be getting a cheque for overpayment rather than a bill for €50bn, that UK farmers and fishermen would be dancing in the streets, the NHS would have an extra £15bn a year, and that the City of London would boom on a scale not seen since the 80s. 

All bollocks designed to sell the scam, of course. The true believers will mutter about Covid, or Ukraine, or both. Truth is it was always a terrible idea, undeliverable without economic harm, and the more time passes the more true that will become. Starmer is to scared to say it out loud, but he knows. Everyone knows. 

The irony is of course that in leaving one political Union, the Tories may have inadvertently sacrificed the unity of the whole Kingdom. 

The knock on effects have been huge, Doc. Earlier in the year i spent just under three weeks in hospital and am eternally grateful for both the NHS as an institution and the stirling work of the surgeons, consultants and nurses.

During the stay i noticed a distinct lack of nurse's and consultant's hailing from the EU that i had previously observed as an outpatient. The european nurses have been replaced in bulk by nurses from the Indian subcontinent. They are more than proficient in the basic skills such as checking vitals and administering medications etc, but have incredibly poor English and i had five of them around my bedside being shown how to fit a specific dressing.

My dentist who was of arabic descent has also fucked off due to Brexit, and i was told by the practise that they are struggling to find a replacement along with their dental nurses. Now that's just two knock on effects that i've noticed within six months.

Brexit was really aimed and packaged at those who are pissed off at finding enclaves of various nationalities huddled together in their towns and cities, and rightly so. Those who either couldn't be bothered or were incapable of learning English, preferring to speak in their native tongues and the rise of even more ghettos. In my opinion this was the number one reason most working class people voted leave. Sold the bullshit by Farage and Co that immigrants would disappear overnight, wages would increase, homes would suddenly become cheap and bountiful.

Nothing's changed yet, and i won't be holding my breath for any of the promised economic miracles.

The EU was a bad idea from the start, and the original blueprint was formulated by the Nazis. The EEC was fine and how we ended up as the United States of Europe is beyond me.

Just an observation. 

19 hours ago, King Billy said:

Fucking hell!  The Guardian are anti Brexit? I’ve suspected this for a while now but I’ve been too busy with all the Plandemic ‘conspiracies’ to let everyone know. The Telegraph on the other hand are just preempting the Tory Coup de Grace on Bozo, looking angrily at the millions they paid the fucking clown as a columnist in the past, when he was was still pretending to be a Conservative, not the woke eco warrior, feminist, pseudo socialist, authoritarian cunt role that he’s playing currently.

I’ve always thought that Australia was headed on an unstoppable downward spiral the day they killed the great  Ned Kelly. Even Chopper Reid couldn’t stop the inevitable, despite his best efforts.

G’day mate.

It's not like the fat polar bear-esque cunt needs the paltry PM's wedge. I remember him being on Who Do You Think You Are or whatever the fuck that ancestral tracing programme is called and finding out that he's related to every single European royal family.

It's ironic that ten year's later he seems to have done a complete 180 and is now more confused than the Judge when purchasing pants.

I think everybody needs to question why multimillionaires become cabinet minister's given the amount of fucking grief that's packaged with the jobs. 

I'd love to find out how many of them are holding undeclared bank accounts in Jersey, The Isle of Man, and The Bahamas...

A bunch of thieving cunt's that would certainly give Nick Leeson a run for his money!

On 03/07/2022 at 21:15, King Billy said:

Great news everyone. The LHC near Geneva (just like the WEF at Davos) is about to be fired up on Tuesday by CERN after a 3 year shutdown and they’re kicking off straight away with the largest and most powerful particle collision ever, not knowing (in their own words) what might happen or what they might learn from this experiment. Apparently they’re hoping to unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe. 
Really? How the fuck will smashing a couple of ‘particles’ about a millionth the size of Franks brain, head on into each other, unravel the darkest mysteries of the universe? And who the fuck cares anyway?

If I smash my imaginary M4 at 140 MPH into an oncoming Uber driven by a mask wearing bearded Afghan, will any previously unsolvable mysteries suddenly be solved?

Total fucking shite news for the consumption of the dimwitted masses who will lap it all up between wanks over Stephen Hawking videos and tell their Thunberg looking retarded kids not to worry and that everything’s going to be OK.

Brian Cox is another fucking cunt. D Ream my hairy star.

Great work, Bill. I'm sure that both Lord P and the Judge will be sorely disappointed to find that you're actually referring to the large Hadron collider and not a couple of large hardon's colliding. One is obsessed with convincing us their an old dear and the others obsessed with receiving a length of afghan cock up the arse (must be something to do with the goatshagger's also being circumcised). 

I'm sure Einstein would have something to say about a bunch of the world's brightest and gifted scientists conducting universe ending experiments in the Swiss Alps. I've no idea who is funding these on paper it looks perfectly safe shenanigans, but i'd wager heavily that it's not any of the elite cunt's spending the week at Davos with Claus.

It's ironic to think that European taxpayer's are footing the bill to be potentially wiped off the face of the earth in a nanosecond, and only about 0.5% have a fucking clue. 

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

The sexual tension between you two is immense. Why the fuck don't you just meet up and bum each other into oblivion to give the rest of us a break.

I think I'll pass, Drew. In my defence I've tried to settle the feud but its fallen on deaf ears. Can't you have a word with the miserable old cunt? It's probably better coming from a fellow paraplegic pisshead who sleeps on rubber mattress... 

Maybe it could be settled with a bout of wheelchair jousting, and that's not a euphemism for anything cock based either. 

15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Indeed Marjorie. Harvey is a big angry boy who is not very bright ( a bit like you now I come to think of it ). Wouldn’t it be great if the poor sap battered the fuck out of Lineker even if it was a case of mistaken identity?

He would become a national hero overnight and achieve the kind of publicity Mummy can only dream about. If only I could get in touch with him……. on the other hand I might be tempted to name you as the guilty party and delight in seeing your stupid  smashed up face all over the media. 
It’s a dilemma innit?

It’s extremely unlikely I’ll ever have to make that decision so I don’t want you to worry about it Marje. You fucking little shitter.

Fuck me. It's looking like Roops' psychological profile of you is spot on, Jewdith. I can feel the pent up rage wrapped up in your post. Did the polish carer forget to charge the scooter or are you smashed to pieces on cheap sider?

Hypothetically, i'd have no problem in knocking the fat mong out. For one he looks like he's seeing everything in triplicate and i would definitely be first to the punch. Fortunately for both you and Harvey i'm not in the business of weighing in raspberries, but i might make an exception where you're concerned. 

It really is a pleasure to see that you're not rattled in the slightest.

Fucking idiot! 

😆 

15 hours ago, judgetwi said:

I heard that somebody told Harvey Price that the father who abandoned him and his lovely mother all those years ago was a famous black footballer.

So he beat the shit out of Gary Lineker!

I reckon the old slag thought she was set for life after Dwight deposited a load up her beaver. Imagining a life of sitting on her once pert arse and doing fuck all except shopping courtesy of exorbitant child maintenance payments. No doubt thinking that the bun in the oven would be an academy player at a Premiership side. Like Jordan that dream went firmly tits up after a conversation with the delivering midwife.

Fair play to Yorke though. The man firmly planted his seed in a prime Katie, but we can't overlook his total cuntishness in abandoning his child. 

16 hours ago, King Billy said:

My mother hasn’t had any Covid jabs because I managed to talk her out of it. She thanked me every day until she died of Covid a month later. She passed away in her respirator smiling as I watched from outside through the window. 

My old dear is a firm anti vaccination advocate, Bill. One of a few members of her generation to have taken the blue pill after i put her on to a documentary examining 9/11 in detail. She's had Covid and bounced back from the symptoms within a week.

Like her son she can always see through the bullshit and questions the overnight shift from a lethal pandemic to Ukraine. 

18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I've really tried with you... 

now go spy on a paddling pool you sinister little fucking crybaby cunt.

I had noted your overtures sent Jewdith's way. I would like to agree with the adage about it taking the bigger man etc, but it's illogical in this case because you're dealing with a belligerent cunt who weighs twenty plus stone.

The old kike bastard is firmly set in his ways and seems to have the memory of a fucking elephant where grudges are concerned. If he paid this much attention to physiotherapy there would be a slim chance of a stroll to the off licence. 

Jacamo and binocular catalogues are the only things that could heal this rift!