Guest Frank Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Saps of the Corner unite... I've come on holiday by mistake. After a romantic week in Fez followed by three days in Casablanca fighting the jews, I find myself in this filthy fucking piss-hole. Fortunately I'm residing at La Mamounia (forget it Jacko), which is a world away from all of you horrible cunts. Arabs is Arabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Fuck off Frank you massive bore. We have plenty of bullshitters on here now. We don't need you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheCatWoman Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Don't leave your hotel Frank - people wipe their arse with their hands out there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Fuck off Frank you massive bore. We have plenty of bullshitters on here now. We don't need you cunt. Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Do you want to suck my dick Judge? Why don't you post him it and we'll see? I think Frank might have his address filed away somewhere... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Fuck off Frank you massive bore. We have plenty of bullshitters on here now. We don't need you cunt. I can't make you love me..... if you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 So, international arms dealing? What you up to Frank? I'm on a buying spree for the house in London, London... Fez for the old tapis, Casablanca for the fabrics, and Mustapha Blaoui in the Medina for bits. La Mamoumia is the hotel splendide... only 32 euros for a double Hendricks and Fever Tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Nice, so your house in London will look like Gaddafis tent? More like Gaddafi's khazi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheCatWoman Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You can pick up all that North African interior design stuff in a branch of Dunhelm Mills nowadays - without the risk of contracting Hep B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You can pick up all that North African interior design stuff in a branch of Dunhelm Mills nowadays - without the risk of contracting Hep B. Righty tighty.... lefty loosey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Warmer climes beckon for me tomorrow Fwankie. Pics to follow of the natives felling trees for my custom made promenade furniture. Whoever did the fucking botch job in that Moroccan brothel needs a sharp blow from your swordstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Warmer climes beckon for me tomorrow Fwankie. Pics to follow of the natives felling trees for my custom made promenade furniture. Whoever did the fucking botch job in that Moroccan brothel needs a sharp blow from your swordstick. You need to do something, Jacko... you're in a complete fucking shambles from where I'm sitting. With respect, those frayed and dirty old flared jeans, combined with that wood effect furniture squeezed into a spit of shaded patio, one might assume that tou are in fact a gypsy-child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You need to do something, Jacko... you're in a complete fucking shambles from where I'm sitting. With respect, those frayed and dirty old flared jeans, combined with that wood effect furniture squeezed into a spit of shaded patio, one might assume that tou are in fact a gypsy-child. I admit it. But you shamed me into dragging myself out of my Blue Label torpor (although I'm enjoying a large rhesus negative bloody mary as we speak). I'll be treated like a king when my mid range Antler suitcases are carried into the New Winter Place tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Casablanca is a festering shithole, Marrakech isn't much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Casablanca is a festering shithole, Marrakech isn't much better. There is a considerable secret police presence in Marrakech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 There is a considerable secret police presence in Marrakech. Do they have Balls? They're not that secret if you know about them Spot. Possibly the worst Secret Police in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Do they have Balls? They're not that secret if you know about them Spot. Possibly the worst Secret Police in the world. There'll be no Isis or Al Quaeda nonsense in Morocco. They're a bit like Turkey and closely guard their secular approach to government. They are constantly on the lookout for agitators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Casablanca is a festering shithole, Marrakech isn't much better. I was kite surfing today down at Essaouira, doc. It was super. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I was kite surfing today down at Essaouira, doc. It was super. Shit. They're watching you Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 They're watching you Frank. I'm not overly concerned, Spot... I buy their prickly pears every morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I'm not overly concerned, Spot... I buy their prickly pears every morning. How is the Place de Mechouar these days? You cross it to get to the new Kasbah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frank Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 My hairy is agitated. Plenty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Frank is being unfaithful again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Casablanca is a festering shithole, Marrakech isn't much better. Agreed. They drive you fucking mad with their "you buy carrrrrrpet, I draw line in sand, you buy carrrrrrrpet with credit card". The cunts haven't even got a chair to rest their arses on so they sit in the dirt in their poxy little caves, but no shortage of credit card terminals, "give me your shoes". Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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