Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 A self proclaimed Ugandan witch has been found guilty of performing genital voodoo on her own 3 year old daughter. The 37 year old witch 'coached' and 'told' her daughter to lie to the police, having removed the 3 years old clitoris with a knife. The witch has been told that she faces a 'lengthy jail term' by Mrs Justice Whipple, and this is the first prosecution of its kind in England... Shown below is the evidence of witchcraft as was found by the police in the witches home. That it resembles an array of canapes & amusement bouche as one would probably expect at one of Punker's male orgy nights, is only a coincidence in this instance, and is only mentioned for demonic demonstration purposes... Police said they found evidence of witchcraft in the women's home, including limes stuffed with curses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 They should cut the purpetrator's hands off so she can never hurt a child again. Hope she is got at inside by some diesels. All genital mutilation in the name of the sky fairies of both girls and boys should be treated as child abuse and attempted murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Cardinal Sin said: They should cut the purpetrator's hands off so she can never hurt a child again. Hope she is got at inside by some diesels. All genital mutilation in the name of the sky fairies of both girls and boys should be treated as child abuse and attempted murder. Less of course it is self inflicted as with like DWF etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 MGM is hypocritically allowed by law in order to placate the Jewish community. That's why I think it's bullshit. Leave the foreskins alone until the kid reaches the age of informed consent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, Crab said: MGM is hypocritically allowed by law in order to placate the Jewish community. That's why I think it's bullshit. Leave the foreskins alone until the kid reaches the age of informed consent. MGM, Universal, Paramount, all for the benefit of Jewish people. Don't get me started on that Sandler cunt. ..yes I fucking know you mean male genital mutilation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: A self proclaimed Ugandan witch has been found guilty of performing genital voodoo on her own 3 year old daughter. The 37 year old witch 'coached' and 'told' her daughter to lie to the police, having removed the 3 years old clitoris with a knife. The witch has been told that she faces a 'lengthy jail term' by Mrs Justice Whipple, and this is the first prosecution of its kind in England... Shown below is the evidence of witchcraft as was found by the police in the witches home. That it resembles an array of canapes & amusement bouche as one would probably expect at one of Punker's male orgy nights, is only a coincidence in this instance, and is only mentioned for demonic demonstration purposes... Police said they found evidence of witchcraft in the women's home, including limes stuffed with curses. As well as a black pointy hat, black cat, a broomstick, a big black cauldron and two children called Hansel and Gretel in a cage being fattened up. Chief Inspector Matthew Hopkins told the press "She will be put to the test tomorrow by the river" he said in a Vincent Price type voice, touched the brim of his big black hat and rode off on a big black horse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: MGM, Universal, Paramount, all for the benefit of Jewish people. Don't get me started on that Sandler cunt. ..yes I fucking know you mean male genital mutilation. Fuck off outta here Eric Cuntman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 @Crab I think it is in your best interest to learn that Eric is a pillar of this place. He and a select few others keep these halls hallowed and revered. Learn your place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Crab I think it is in your best interest to learn that Eric is a pillar of this place. He and a select few others keep these halls hallowed and revered. Learn your place. How does that tongue fit into that cheek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Crab I think it is in your best interest to learn that Eric is a pillar of this place. He and a select few others keep these halls hallowed and revered. Learn your place. Don't try and iron me sonny jim. Or I'll get hold of you and fuck you up like this LOL 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Crab said: Don't try and iron me sonny jim. Or I'll get hold of you and fuck you up like this LOL 😁 You did the hairstyle and stache coiff, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You did the hairstyle and stache coiff, then? The only stache I'm interested in is that boat full of gold bullion going to the UAE for 1 billion paper money euros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: The only stache I'm interested in is that boat full of gold bullion going to the UAE for 1 billion paper money euros. I'm sure you would be able to get it. It isn't as if such shipments wouldn't be protected by M134 electric gatling guns, .50 caliber machine guns and anti-aircraft guns pointed in every direction to prevent such a daring heist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 45 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sure you would be able to get it. It isn't as if such shipments wouldn't be protected by M134 electric gatling guns, .50 caliber machine guns and anti-aircraft guns pointed in every direction to prevent such a daring heist. It certainly conjures up memories of the best Bond movie ever, Goldfinger: perfect Bobd, perfect Pussy, perfect villain, perfect bodyguard, perfect plot - oh I forgot the Bond car. Wow! I reckon that will be the diversion while the real shipment is in a Chinese fishingboat or Indian trawler inconspicuously going about its business boosting cocaine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 I got a Lynx ugandan witchcraft body spray and shower gel set for christmas 👊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I got a Lynx ugandan witchcraft body spray and shower gel set for christmas 👊 That's why you stink. Ugandans don't use Lynx or Bob Cat, they use Lowland Gorilla spunk, and that's why you stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: As well as a black pointy hat, black cat, a broomstick, a big black cauldron and two children called Hansel and Gretel in a cage being fattened up. Chief Inspector Matthew Hopkins told the press "She will be put to the test tomorrow by the river" he said in a Vincent Price type voice, touched the brim of his big black hat and rode off on a big black horse. With name like Mrs Justice Whipple, she should have been a traffic warden, or an ice cream maker with a lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sure you would be able to get it. It isn't as if such shipments wouldn't be protected by M134 electric gatling guns, .50 caliber machine guns and anti-aircraft guns pointed in every direction to prevent such a daring heist. I've just cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've just cum. I am going to keep my Juan Guaidó nom alive (or on life support as he probably will be after the CIA tosses him aside) by being the ONLY ONE posting to it. Talk about playing with yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: With name like Mrs Justice Whipple, she should have been a traffic warden, or an ice cream maker with a lisp. Or a Dr that developed a medical procedure that remove cancerous tumours from the head of the pancreas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm sure you would be able to get it. It isn't as if such shipments wouldn't be protected by M134 electric gatling guns, .50 caliber machine guns and anti-aircraft guns pointed in every direction to prevent such a daring heist. Wiz, Google the M61 Vulcan rotary cannon. Pure filth! I can't watch the demo videos without getting overexcited. 20mm rounds at a similar delivery rate to the M134. I want one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wiz, Google the M61 Vulcan rotary cannon. Pure filth! I can't watch the demo videos without getting overexcited. 20mm rounds at a similar delivery rate to the M134. I want one. My wife doesn't fancy me watching those clips. She complains she can't walk properly for a week and she claims she can hear the ocean in her arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or a Dr that developed a medical procedure that remove cancerous tumours from the head of the pancreas. Or a … Oh fuck it, this is getting daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: My wife doesn't fancy me watching those clips. She complains she can't walk properly for a week and she claims she can hear the ocean in her arse. When she hears "That summer the first time" eminating from her arse, that's when she should start worrying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When she hears "That summer the first time" eminating from her arse, that's when she should start worrying. She can actually do play that when she passes wind. She can also do Ace of Spades, but only after a couple of days of Thai, curry and kebab take aways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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