Penny Farthing

Any thoughts on Torrette's Syndrome? fatguts.

There is nothing wrong with @Ape™️, he is a very good friend of mine.

He chucked me out of the shop when I asked him if he had any big rubber "O" rings.

I remember a gentleman with a stammer who applied for a management job based at Llandudno Junction .. when was asked if he could speak Welsh he replied .. "Fucking Welsh! I've got a F-f-fucking job sp-speaking English!". He did not get the job .. these days of course it w-would be d-different.

Olaf

I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?" He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell".

As said I don't have a meter .. I had it by-passed and chucked it in the bin.

I don't have a gas meter.

Paging @PANZER MURPHY! Paging @PANZER MURPHY! https://news.sky.com/story/rwanda-bill-causing-migrants-to-opt-for-ireland-deputy-pm-says-13123078

Its a roman nose you fool.

Serves 2

The puzzle with Decs is that whilst I know that some simpletons can be taught to read and write .. how on earth did they manage it with Decs?

The pupil of my left eye can be very angry when the eye is about to be injected.

Mental age 4 or 8?

But this time it was in Cymru so does it matter? I will leave @Wolfie to "bleat" about your spelling.

It is Huwsless him trying to get his old job back.

I am willing to have a stab at it.

Pull "his/her" knickers down first if she is post op give her what she wants .. if you are a superstud she might even give you £20

Nottingham attacks: Mum’s trauma over police WhatsApp message https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-68886331 The police officers are cunts for using social media to discuss it between themselves but sadly such job to make people insensitive to how they discuss such matters between themselves. The BBC are also shit-stirring utter cunts for reporting it. I remember some words from a rhyme .."MY SISTER WORKED IN A FACTORY CALMLY DE-GUTTING PEARS, SHE HAD TWO LOVELY CHILDREN CALLED DOROTHY AND CLEM, THEY'RE HANGING HER TOMORROW FOR CALMLY DE-GUTTING THEM.".

Does his cock emit radio waves .. Jodrell Bank is a radio telescope.

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A microscope attachment might also be required.

Very different .. Punkape was far too upmarket for this place.

You never met Punkape did you?

The first Iceland store was in Oswestry. .. how about that?