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The 'up to*' in advertising


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You know the thing I mean. Hair up to 100% softer*. (*When compared to washing your hair in your own stagnant piss.) Broadband speed up to 10Mbps*. (Includes every speed from dick all Mbps staring at an error message on your browser to 10Mbps if you live 7cm from your exchange and nobody else is using the Internet from it) Or just as annoying, New facial moisturiser with extracts of madeupium and Camel vomit leaves skin soft and clean feeling*. (*2 out of 3.5 women employees agreed) Cunts!

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