Guest MikeD Posted November 19, 2015 Report Share Posted November 19, 2015 At least we've got the Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 20, 2015 Report Share Posted November 20, 2015 9 hours ago, MikeD said: At least we've got the Ashes. Indeed, I'm still on a high because of it, certainly helped me at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 I think SA will get a 1st innings lead and should go onto win this 1st test, I would bring Ian Bell back for the 2nd test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 1 minute ago, applescruff14 said: I think SA will get a 1st innings lead and should go onto win this 1st test, I would bring Ian Bell back for the 2nd test. what the fucks the matter with you Scruff.......If you want a cunting then do like we all have to do......A fucking cunt Nomination....... NOW LET THIS FUCKING STUPID BORING THREAD DIE YOU DOPEY STUPID PEABRAINED CRICKET OBSESSED WANKSTAIN.....IS THIS FUCKING GETTING THRU TO YOU. Please respond in a manner that befits this website...its called cunts corner and not Talk Shite Sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: what the fucks the matter with you Scruff.......If you want a cunting then do like we all have to do......A fucking cunt Nomination....... NOW LET THIS FUCKING STUPID BORING THREAD DIE YOU DOPEY STUPID PEABRAINED CRICKET OBSESSED WANKSTAIN.....IS THIS FUCKING GETTING THRU TO YOU. Please respond in a manner that befits this website...its called cunts corner and not Talk Shite Sport. You tell him Luke, fucking what the attraction is I cannot grasp, a pack of Argyll wearing old faggots skipping around a meadow eating cucumber sandwiches, it makes the vomit go spraying out between my clenched teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You tell him Luke, fucking what the attraction is I cannot grasp, a pack of Argyll wearing old faggots skipping around a meadow eating cucumber sandwiches, it makes the vomit go spraying out between my clenched teeth. you see Apple....do you see how Quince did that......that's an excellent example of the sort of input that makes this site so amusing.........start easy...start slow... but make an effort you fucking great mincer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 Maybe Apple's dead and has been cremated. Well, at least we've got his ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 27, 2015 Report Share Posted December 27, 2015 59 minutes ago, MikeD said: Maybe Apple's dead and has been cremated. Well, at least we've got his ashes. Just like that fucking greedy Steve Jobs cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 8 hours ago, MikeD said: Maybe Apple's dead and has been cremated. Well, at least we've got his ashes. Indeed, still on a high because of it and we keep them right through 2016 as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Merry Christmas and Happy new year Apple Old Soul :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Merry Christmas and Happy new year Apple Old Soul I fear your autospell is not functioning correctly milady.......its comes out as oldsoul, when you obviously meant something altogether different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Hadn't this shit been consigned to the Archive yet? Or better yet, the bin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 Ah, the crack of willow on leather.... only surpassed by the crack of willow on your fucking whorish mouth Quincy you reprehensible abortion bucket. I suppose your all set for New Years cunt ? Melted boot polish and Listerine with a dash of Preparation H, not because of it`s alcohol content but because you`ve grown accustomed to the taste off Luke`s spotty grape ridden jacksie. Have a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 15 hours ago, luke swarm said: .....IS THIS FUCKING GETTING THRU TO YOU....... I hope not. Have a a happy and prosperous 2016 'Scruff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 How's the job, Scruffo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 57 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How's the job, Scruffo? No doubt still a cuntfest and he may not be there much longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: How's the job, Scruffo? ...and how are his numerous girlfriends? Managing to keep them all happy, I trust? With scruffs unlimited wealth that shouldn't be too difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: No doubt still a cuntfest and he may not be there much longer. And without doubt, all his co-workers are cunts and impossible to get along with. The boss is a bastard and doesn't know what he's doing. And the girl he fancies.......oh fucking hell, you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 1 minute ago, MikeD said: And the girl he fancies......... .....would that be the one he got all lathered up about when she came back to the office and told him she'd just been for a shit? He seemed to have taken that piece of information as a compliment and a come-on at the same time. Fuck knows what his flirting technique is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 10 minutes ago, scotty said: .....would that be the one he got all lathered up about when she came back to the office and told him she'd just been for a shit? He seemed to have taken that piece of information as a compliment and a come-on at the same time. Fuck knows what his flirting technique is. "She made eye contact, she was obviously up for it......your honour." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 43 minutes ago, Snatch said: 23 minutes ago, scotty said: .....would that be the one he got all lathered up about when she came back to the office and told him she'd just been for a shit? He seemed to have taken that piece of information as a compliment and a come-on at the same time. Fuck knows what his flirting technique is. 12 minutes ago, MikeD said: "She made eye contact, she was obviously up for it......your honour." No doubt still a cuntfest and he may not be there much longer. Come along you chaps....you are all talking about this cunt as if he is some poor pathetic loser or something...err Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 13 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Come along you chaps....you are all talking about this cunt as if he is some poor pathetic loser or something...err To be honest, I've given up trying to figure out what he is. I'd hazard a guess that his lift doesn't go all the way to the top floor though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 28, 2015 Report Share Posted December 28, 2015 11 minutes ago, MikeD said: To be honest, I've given up trying to figure out what he is. I'd hazard a guess that his lift doesn't go all the way to the top floor though. I'm sure one of the admins on the previous incarnation of this site mentioned something about a fuck-up of an alt account... can't remember exactly, but I'm sure one of them said something similar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 It can't still be as bad as all that. After he got his last P45, he should have found a job that makes him happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 29, 2015 Report Share Posted December 29, 2015 Apple was always the life and soul of the party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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