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Had a couple of these bastards in the shop the other day. Fortunately I'm blessed with the sort of face that even these dense cunts can tell that in my case no means fucking no, so I was shot of them quickly. I don't understand why they think they have the right to knock on your door and try to convert you there and then. Witnesses do not approve of: masturbation. sex outside marriage. Sex outside marriage includes petting and oral sex. unnatural sex within marriage. unchaperoned dates. excessive public displays of affection. homosexuality. Plus, you can't have a blood transfusion either, so if you suffer from Haemophilia you're fucked.

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