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A right cunt. You look forward to a nice holiday and turn up to find the place is a dump. The place is a building site, the hotel manager speaks English like a fucking deaf bloke, the beach is festooned with bog paper and johnnies, you get bombarded cunts trying to sell 0 carat gold jewellery or a fucking time share, at night your hotel room sound like you're in the middle of Giorgio Moroder's recording studio. You end up wishing you'd gone self-catering in Tripoli or skiing with Prince Charles.

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