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The Demise Of British Policing


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Does years of police training really prepare them to find the 'green form'? To avoid any confusion let me clarify. It takes 3 minutes to be jumped and assaulted by 3 men. But it takes 4 hours of tedious police dyslexia and lack of I.T skills to construct a statement about as reliable in court as 3 legged Alpaca in the Grand National. And so after waiting an hour and a half to be seen by one of the many officers drinking coffee and watching Disney films upstairs and another 2 hours of typing, I am then made to wait a further 30 minutes for the green form which turned out to be on the front desk all along. I'll never get those 4 hours of my life back. Oh and it turns out I can be charged with Affray for defending myself against 3 men who jumped me from behind. Further more I have a section 27 (Alcohol Related Dissorder) which puts me on Pub Watch for 3 months, even though I was sober. The Justice system never fails to let you down. I wonder what percentage of crimes don't get reported because people can't be fucked to write a statement...

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