Guest Keith Lard Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 (edited) So last Saturday I had attended BUCKcon in Manchester Central. It was my first time I attended a convention after my ban was lifted and I was so excited to buy merchandise, get autographs, and possibly lose my virginity. As there was a cosplay contest being hosted that day I decided to go as my Pony OC called Winky Pie. I basically wore a pink robe to the convention, but there is more to meet the eye. As my name got called up for the stage of the contest, they played Sandstorm by Darude as I requested for my entrance. As I got to the stage and faced the audience I took my robe off and exposed myself with my pubes dyed pink and two googly eyes glued to the helmet of my dick. Then I began jumping around and swinging my penis about. Everyone in the audience started screaming and security rushed up stage and beat me up to the point I passed out. Then I woke up outside the venue in the middle of the night, unable to move due to my wounds and broken bones, so I slept naked on the pavement all weekend whilst passer-bys take photos of me, laugh at me, and throw beer and rubbish at me. I’m never going to Manchester ever again. Edited August 25, 2014 by BronyKeith Corruption of impressionable members Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Priceless. Another slice of comedy gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Manchester ? he never wanders further than his bedsit dream world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Entertaining story, bronski. But fat men can't swing their penis, because it is pushed in by the fat rolls on their bellies. You can find the disgusting old cunts on nude beaches trying to pull the attractive, virile young ladies who ridicule them just before projectile vomiting all over the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 That's fucking funny Keith. Well played you fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 you were lucky one of them trendy footballers didn't pass by and gummed your exhaust pipe, or should that be unlucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 30, 2014 Report Share Posted August 30, 2014 Can't possibly be true. No cunt in Manchester can kick straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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