Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "There is no way that we can get away with selling this as food and that fucking creepy clown has got to go too!" Richard and Maurice McDonald Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Does this boot polish wash off? Al Jolson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 This chicken tastes like shit, its not finger lickin' - Colonel Sanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 "To be honest Norman, I can't be arsed." JEREMY THORPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 I think that I will check that O-ring again .. Francis R, Scobee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 OK Diana, Henri Paul will drive you back, I have decided to walk .. Dodi Fayed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Let's all whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of our assholes, let's be fuckin happy and return back home! ...Jim Jones, Jonestown, Guyana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Fuck the Normans, I'm going to Specsavers to have my eyes sorted .. King Harold II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 A Network dedicated to playing music videos? That could never work! - Tom Freston, Co-Founder MTV We couldn't live with ourselves if we were responsible for creating generations of gormless cunts. Robert Pittman, Co-Founder MTV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 I think I'll have to turn this one down,you see I'm not very astute where money's concerned. Fred Goodwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Don't let your anger have the better of you. Let's create a place for the kind hearted where they can show others what good souls they are. Mrs Roops/Admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 "The Falkands? Where the fuck are they Dennis?" MARGARET THATCHER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 "I think I'll follow dad into his plastering business"- Nick Leeson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 If there is a no vote I'll do the decent thing and resign................ Pie eater Salmond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 "If there's a no vote, I'll go on the piss with Charles Kennedy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I think I'll have a couple of grapes instead of that orange - Stephen Milligan MP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Could I just try a sip of that industrial strength surgical spirit............ Charles Kennedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 No, I don't think I want the intern. I am loyal to my wife, Hilary. -William Jefferson Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 "I want one of my publications to appeal to the WI and the Parish Council, so are we all agreed to go with Shaven Ravers?" PAUL RAYMOND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 I don't bother climbing Mount Sinai. Moses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I think I'd better get a second surf to wipe my arse, this ones struggling on his own........... Henry VIII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Stalin was obviously mellowing by then. Considering what happened to his people, I would have quite literally destroyed every German. The whole lot. There'd be no BMW drivers today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 BURN BABY BURN!!! J Robert Oppenheimer, 6th August 1945 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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