Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Having a spot of bother with the little buttons?.. you fat fingered big handed fool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Having a spot of bother with the little buttons?.. you fat fingered big handed fool. Technology is not exactly my best friend Frank. Unlike you and your little winkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Technology is not exactly my best friend Frank. Unlike you and your little winkle.According to a recent study, five inches is the norm... two and a half when flaccid. I'm only an inch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 are you saying you have the other 4" of your cock in your body cavity because only an inch is visible. I am sure all the girls (or boys) piss themselves laughing at that excuse. But well done for sharing your misfortune with the group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 What is most disturbing is the fact that more than 600,000 wankers have signed an on-line petition to reinstate the fucker. Even more irritating is the fact that these brain dead fuckwits signed the petition before they even knew what the cunt was supposed to have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 are you saying you have the other 4" of your cock in your body cavity because only an inch is visible. I am sure all the girls (or boys) piss themselves laughing at that excuse. But well done for sharing your misfortune with the group. A problem shared...My extraordinarily long tongue more than compensates for my winky woo. At a stretch I can lick the kidneys off a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 A problem shared...My extraordinarily long tongue more than compensates for my winky woo. At a stretch I can lick the kidneys off a lady. Do you want to suck my winky woo Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Even more irritating is the fact that these brain dead fuckwits signed the petition before they even knew what the cunt was supposed to have done.800,000 now..According to the recent reports, it turns out he never hit anyone... some cunts with an agenda..And as dor the beeb pulling 3 episodes for this 'episode'... bunch of leftie poofter wankers... how about pulling every programme where your cunting mates get their dosh to spend on hookers, coke and small boys...?No? Target of the month.... Cash cow, don't kill it cos you might lose your TV Tax, I mean licence fee.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 According to a recent study, five inches is the norm... two and a half when flaccid. I'm only an inch out. Frank, they're called "private parts" for a reason. Please keep them to yourself. After all, why break the habit of a lifetime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 I can't stand the sight the and sound of that little indistinguishable fanny wipe Richard 'Hamster' Hammond. He grates me to the bone and is the sole reason as to why I haven't watched Top Gear for nigh on twelve years now. If by the grace of God he'd been incapacitated beyond repair in that accident he had a few years ago then things might have been very different, but as there is no God I don't watch fucking Top Gear any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 I can't stand the sight the and sound of that little indistinguishable fanny wipe Richard 'Hamster' Hammond. He grates me to the bone and is the sole reason as to why I haven't watched Top Gear for nigh on twelve years now. If by the grace of God he'd been incapacitated beyond repair in that accident he had a few years ago then things might have been very different, but as there is no God I don't watch fucking Top Gear any more. He's had a permanent vague look in his eyes since his accident. Brain damage of some sort I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 (edited) He's had a permanent vague look in his eyes since his accident. Brain damage of some sort I reckon.Definately, he seems to have suddenly got better over this last year, but for a few years after the accident he certainly looked like he should have had a "responsible adult" with him at all times... Oh yes, Mrs D can't fucking stand him.... Edited March 14, 2015 by DingTheRioja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 Brain damage of some sort I reckon.Thats caused by having to listen to that cunt Clarkson all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Angela Rippon used to present TOP GEAR - soo true.GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 5, 2015 Report Share Posted August 5, 2015 Top Gear's for irons.Or is that football? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Top Gear's for irons.Or is that football?It can be used to describe both Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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