Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm nominating Fender for the hammer throw, Gyppo for the 100 meter sprint (as the hand break on the caravan failed) and Keith for the clean and jerk (or in his case jerk and clean) that's my three gold medal winners, what's yours cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Could I put myself through for the National Bastard Championships, grumpers? I have previous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Your a lock for that rev. Was trying to incorporate the bark stripper somewhere but was not smart enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'll go for the freestyle wanking. I reckon I'll walk it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheCatWoman Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm bound to get a medal for the Clearest Colon in the Country event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Can I be involved in the cycling, I've got a starter pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 If there's a colour bar, I'd like to jump over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Synchronised fanny flap flicking has a certain appeal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Bronsky gravy wrestling Patroller in a pool of Lancashire Gravy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 Creative cow tipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 You lot compete for electroplated medals, I will be in the audience getting pissed and heckling vulgarities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Extreme flanging Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 You fuckers are so sporty, it's untrue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 I would volunteer for random moving target shooting at the x factor audition exit doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Keith's combined custard chucking event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Nurdling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Nurdling. Bronski's a gold medal certainty in this catagory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Explaining things to Londonm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Saddle snurging, brony for gold medal on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Bronies going to be busy, I've also entered him for the Incest cup, I suppose his stepmom won't mind though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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