Guest Manky Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Fuck. Bollocks. Arseholes. Cunts. I ordered a sadistic torturer and murderer and they send me a fucking burglar. Bastatds.j Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 22 hours ago, Snatch said: QC.if the Cowell cunt admitted he was a cock smoker it would only make him more popular,even to the point of signing a multi million ideal with the BBC. Therefore the cunt would be on the TV more than what he is now. Snatch. That's what I said you absolute thick ham cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Snatch. That's what I said you absolute thick ham cunt. Then write what you mean,not a fucking novel you prick. Apart from that,how's your weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 21 hours ago, MikeD said: Apparently him and his wife were asleep in the house when they were burgled. So someone crept in, they possibly had a weapon, Cowell was asleep and an easy target............. No fucking justice. I would have at the very minimum stoved his fucking head in and stuffed his severed cock'n'baws down his throat . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Not the first time he'd have had cock and balls down his throat I'd guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 1 minute ago, Snatch said: Then write what you mean,not a fucking novel you prick. Apart from that,how's your weekend? Not bad actually, apart from having to go to the in laws for a cunt of a boring lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 6, 2015 Report Share Posted December 6, 2015 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Not bad actually, apart from having to go to the in laws for a cunt of a boring lunch. Fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 21 hours ago, Snatch said: Fuck that. I'd strongly advise against fucking either your in-laws, or a plate of boring lunch. Only Neil is depraved enough to get his cock into a dry chicken, and he didn't rate the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 7, 2015 Report Share Posted December 7, 2015 On 5 December 2015 at 08:38:54, Quincy Cockfingers said: This cunt.... This is one full metal jacket, boat tailed, hollow point, Winchester magnum of a cunt. I do not see why this smug bun-faced old queen, with all his fucking dough, does not simply admit to the utterly obvious fact that is his mincing, screaming queerhood. An absolute Volkswagen camper, it would hardly hurt his pr shit; as we know the demographic who are into shite like X-fucktor, Stricly Cunts Prancing et cetera, consist of silly old dears, silly young slags, silly fat housewives and of course woofers, who all love bent celebrity Cunts. Oooh, I wish he was my son! Etc. If he was my son I'd have had his asshole sown shut before puberty, the disgusting little shit. Top shit flinging, QC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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