colonelkurtz Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 ... the cunt that the word cunt was invented for and the cunt that wannabee cunts aspire to be. that hughie green was a cunt and probably his father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Pure un-alloyed cunt. I have said that before. If he could reach his arse with his lips he would never leave home for all the kissing he would be doing. Twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Luckily people seem to be coming to their senses and are voting with their arms and turning this bombastic X-Factor shite off in their droves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted December 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 southern .."reach his arse with his lips" ... ..quality ...or even have the alleged marilyn manson "blow job to self , rib removal surgery " !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 This guy is so much up his own arse it turned him into a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 This guy is so much up his own arse it turned him into a cunt. Still room for another cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Bollocks, apparently this cunt will live to be 95 years old.So a few more years of this self-righteous tosser and his shit programmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) as has been recently pointed out before by a much cleverer cunt than me, this Cowell chap paid the bail for Jonathan King when he was banged up for alleged kiddie fiddling, a crime for which King was later imprisoned.DeletedOur population seems to worship at the altar of this banal shite, I must admit I cannot give an informed opinion having never watched any of these so called talents shows for more than 2-3 minutes. Do talentless cunts really enjoy this public humiliation or are they paid to do this cringe worthy teeth grinding crap. Edited September 26, 2015 by luke swarm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 as has been recently pointed out before by a much cleverer cunt than me, this Cowell chap paid the bail for Jonathan King when he was banged up for alleged kiddie fiddling, a crime for which King was later imprisoned.DeletedOur population seems to worship at the altar of this banal shite, I must admit I cannot give an informed opinion having never watched any of these so called talents shows for more than 2-3 minutes. Do talentless cunts really enjoy this public humiliation or are they paid to do this cringe worthy teeth grinding crap. It is all about the "look at me aren't I brilliant" generation of show offs brought up in a school system where every child is told they are great at something when they are blatantly not. Better to crush improbable and unacheivable dreams than to exercise futility by nurturing them, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) DeletedSomeone sound the Cunts Corner Libelous Material Klaxon! Edited September 26, 2015 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 26, 2015 Report Share Posted September 26, 2015 Bollocks, apparently this cunt will live to be 95 years old.Alternatives can be arranged.Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Did he marry some cunt as cover to keep scurilous rumours at bay. If so, it hasn't worked. George Clooney gets my vote for marrying a lawyer called Anal. Forget about gay weddings, that smug fuckwit, Cowell would fucking marry himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 What about his fucking Mate Walliams? That cunt has the deadest eyes I have ever seen on a living person. Makes my fucking skin crawl that cunt does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Someone sound the Cunts Corner Libelous Material Klaxon!Neenaarneenaarneenaarwoowoowoowoowooouuurkuuurkuurkdingalingalingalinga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 I find it inhuman that none of the Mong cunts he's slagged off hasn't shoved a stiletto into one or more of his vital organs. If ever a drooling spastic should ask what a cunt is, even they would understand the definition as Simon the cunt Cowell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 28, 2015 Report Share Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Words fail to even begin describing the cuntitude of this man. If he fell into a sea of tits he'd come up sucking his own cock. A modern day Judas type fellow who needs to be the guinea pig for 'groundbreaking' torture methods. Edited September 28, 2015 by nocti 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 His talent consists entirely of manufacturing a six month career for fucking karaoke singers.Him and the Beckhams, in my top five of 'how the fuck did they manage that?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 His talent consists entirely of manufacturing a six month career for fucking karaoke singers.Him and the Beckhams, in my top five of 'how the fuck did they manage that?' Well David can play football a bit and Victoria ................ er I have to get back to you on that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 1, 2015 Report Share Posted October 1, 2015 Well David can play football a bit and Victoria ................ er I have to get back to you on that one.If only I could get the Beckhams to pick my lottery numbers as they must be two of the luckiest bastards ever to draw breath.I'm sure that between the two of them they could figure it out.........couldn't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Poor bloke, his £35 mill house just got burgled. I said, no laughing at the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 2 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Poor bloke, his £35 mill arse just got burgled. I said, no laughing at the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 This cunt.... This is one full metal jacket, boat tailed, hollow point, Winchester magnum of a cunt. I do not see why this smug bun-faced old queen, with all his fucking dough, does not simply admit to the utterly obvious fact that is his mincing, screaming queerhood. An absolute Volkswagen camper, it would hardly hurt his pr shit; as we know the demographic who are into shite like X-fucktor, Stricly Cunts Prancing et cetera, consist of silly old dears, silly young slags, silly fat housewives and of course woofers, who all love bent celebrity Cunts. Oooh, I wish he was my son! Etc. If he was my son I'd have had his asshole sown shut before puberty, the disgusting little shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 QC.if the Cowell cunt admitted he was a cock smoker it would only make him more popular,even to the point of signing a multi million ideal with the BBC. Therefore the cunt would be on the TV more than what he is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 Apparently him and his wife were asleep in the house when they were burgled. So someone crept in, they possibly had a weapon, Cowell was asleep and an easy target............. No fucking justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 5, 2015 Report Share Posted December 5, 2015 37 minutes ago, MikeD said: Apparently him and his wife were asleep in the house when they were burgled. So someone crept in, they possibly had a weapon, Cowell was asleep and an easy target............. No fucking justice. Whoever this burglar is, he needs a fucking slap for missing tha trick... jesus h. fucking christ... he could have written any number on a cheque and the entire fuckign UK would have signed it.. and half the yanks no doubt... This must be one of those "would you killl Hitler in 1930" type questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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