Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Jade Sylvester (25) started eating toilet paper while she had a bun in her oven. Read it on Mail Online so it will be true. She suffers from Pica, it makes you want to eat things of with little or no nutritional value. What like me cooking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Before, there would be too much nutritional content after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 She sits and waits on a local beach because the stuff washed up on the beach is apparently more tasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Jade Sylvester (25) started eating toilet paper while she had a bun in her oven.[/sizeRead it on Mail Online so it will be true. She suffers from Pica, it makes you want to eat things of with little or no nutritional value. What like me cooking? This would be a handy habit for troutmaskreplica, what with all the shit that comes out of its mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Read it on Mail Online so it will be true. Are you experimenting with sarcasm and irony, sheepie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 She probably has a wet wipe for dessert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Are you experimenting with sarcasm and irony, sheepie ? YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 She probably has a wet wipe for dessert. And a tampax for binge eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 And a tampax for binge eating. I'm slightly unwell now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 I'm slightly unwell now Eat something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Imagine the amount of panty liners she gets through each month? It doesn't bare thinking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Does she shit in a recycling bin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 10, 2014 Report Share Posted December 10, 2014 Maybe she snacks on dried black bogeys picked from a discarded tissue instead of raisins. I think you should snack on cyanide and broken glass, you sack of worm ridden shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 She's only 25 and already chucked out 5 kids. Another Jeremy Kyle candidate no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Sounds like nothing more than a daft chav looking to get talked about. The daft cunt needs a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 She's only 25 and already chucked out 5 kids. Another Jeremy Kyle candidate no doubt. Well, there's yet another chunk of my tax money accounted for. Another council flat and food vouchers! Tie the cunt's tubes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 Well, there's yet another chunk of my tax money accounted for. Another council flat and food vouchers! Tie the cunt's tubes! You might be actually saving money here Kunta as you should get more meals out of a bog roll than any microwave meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 You might be actually saving money here Kunta as you should get more meals out of a bog roll than any microwave meal. There is no shortage of fibre I should think. Way to stay positive, Snatch! You managed to see good in the otherwise intolerable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 14, 2014 Report Share Posted December 14, 2014 There is no shortage of fibre I should think. Way to stay positive, Snatch! You managed to see good in the otherwise intolerable. Not only that but she could also wipe her arse when she craps out the bog roll,therefore saving even more of the hard workers money as 1 roll would only be needed to do 2 jobs. Lets applaud this baby machine for saving your money. Way to go "5 kids and a free council house bitch". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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