Mother of five addicted to eating bog roll

[Guest]

Jade Sylvester (25) started eating toilet paper while she had a bun in her oven.

 

Read it on Mail Online so it will be true. She suffers from Pica, it makes you want to eat things of with little or no nutritional value. What like me cooking?  

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Before, there would be too much nutritional content after.

[Guest ducunti]

She sits and waits on a local beach because the stuff washed up on the beach is apparently more tasty.

[Decimus]

Jade Sylvester (25) started eating toilet paper while she had a bun in her oven.[/size

Read it on Mail Online so it will be true. She suffers from Pica, it makes you want to eat things of with little or no nutritional value. What like me cooking?

This would be a handy habit for troutmaskreplica, what with all the shit that comes out of its mouth.

[Guest JackoTC]

 

Read it on Mail Online so it will be true.  

Are you experimenting with sarcasm and irony, sheepie ?

[Guest]

She probably has a wet wipe for dessert.

[Guest]

Are you experimenting with sarcasm and irony, sheepie ?

YES!

[Guest]

She probably has a wet wipe for dessert.

 

And a tampax for binge eating.

[Guest]

And a tampax for binge eating.

 

I'm slightly unwell now

[Guest]

I'm slightly unwell now

 

Eat something.

[Guest]

Imagine the amount of panty liners she gets through each month?

 

It doesn't bare thinking about.

[Guest ducunti]

Does she shit in a recycling bin?

[Decimus]

Maybe she snacks on dried black bogeys picked from a discarded tissue instead of raisins.

I think you should snack on cyanide and broken glass, you sack of worm ridden shit.

[Guest Snatch]

She's only 25 and already chucked out 5 kids. Another Jeremy Kyle candidate no doubt.

[Guest nobgobbler]

Sounds like nothing more than a daft chav looking to get talked about. The daft cunt needs a slap.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

She's only 25 and already chucked out 5 kids. Another Jeremy Kyle candidate no doubt.

 

Well, there's yet another chunk of my tax money accounted for.  Another council flat and food vouchers!  Tie the cunt's tubes!

[Guest Snatch]

Well, there's yet another chunk of my tax money accounted for.  Another council flat and food vouchers!  Tie the cunt's tubes!

 

You might be actually saving money here Kunta as you should get more meals out of a bog roll than any microwave meal.

[Guest KuntaCunty]

You might be actually saving money here Kunta as you should get more meals out of a bog roll than any microwave meal.

 

There is no shortage of fibre I should think.  Way to stay positive, Snatch!  You managed to see good in the otherwise intolerable. 

[Guest Snatch]

There is no shortage of fibre I should think.  Way to stay positive, Snatch!  You managed to see good in the otherwise intolerable. 

Not only that but she could also wipe her arse when she craps out the bog roll,therefore saving even more of the hard workers money as 1 roll would only be needed to do 2 jobs.

Lets applaud this baby machine for saving your money.

Way to go "5 kids and a free council house bitch".