Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Do the same old Christmas jingles everywhere you go drive you mad? I have discovered a way of dealing with it. Hum the tune to yourself and imagine a chinaman singing it. I find it takes the edge off a bit. "Deck a whore we bar a haary, far ra ra ra raaa, ra ra ra raaaaaa". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Do the same old Christmas jingles everywhere you go drive you mad? I have discovered a way of dealing with it. Hum the tune to yourself and imagine a chinaman singing it. I find it takes the edge off a bit. "Deck a whore we bar a haary, far ra ra ra raaa, ra ra ra raaaaaa". A good idea for those only just starting to despise this annual exercise in fake good cheer and spirit of giving. It is nothing but a collection of brain washing tools that manipulate the easily distracted and less educated into parting with their benefits or salaries for the profits and improvement of the bottom line for us well to do's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I like Crimbo you humbug cunts.Fa la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I like Crimbo you humbug cunts. Fa la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa. You're still a young 'un. Give it a few more years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I like Crimbo you humbug cunts. Fa la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa. Ark a heral aygel sin gorey too a noobar kin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ying tong melliry on high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 "... t'was on the fifth sign of syphilis my truelove gave to me, FIVE SWEATY Rings... Four dirty whores, three shit-house doors two skiddy draws, and a helmet in a cheese roll..." Sounds like me ex's christmas list that does Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 "... my truelove gave to me, FIVE SWEATY Rings..." All under the age of 13. So it's just another night in manor d'Jizz, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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