People who suddenly become "dedicated" carers when their maiden aunt is about to pop her clogs

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I had one of these commiserating with me about my loss, it was strange how she suddenly became less respectfull when I asker her who her aunt was leaving her worldly goods to.

[cuntspotter]

There's gold in them there 'ills.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

There's gold in them there 'ills.

I wish I had said that.

[cuntspotter]

I wish I had said that.

You will, Oscar, you will.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

You will, Oscar, you will.

Yes I will .. I will be seeing the slippery, grasping cow this afternoon!

[Guest nobgobbler]

I know what you mean Pen. Not long before the vultures descend. I remember when my Dad died, a cousin hot-footed it down the motorway, burst in, and immediately blurted out "Who gets t'arse" (west yorkshire for "the house"). Fuck off wezzie, the house has always belonged to me. But since you are so interested I would be happy to accept an extortionate rent from you, cunt.

[Guest MikeD]

I know a couple of people who have done this and they are absolutely fucking shameless about it. You almost have to admire the nerve of the cunts....almost.