Guest Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 The video return slot at Blockbusters for me. I found it more accommodating for the larger gentleman. I thought about doing this but worried they might not get it and I'd have to go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I once went to a garden party where the "squat" was behind a wall and consisted of a stack of bricks with with a gap in the middle and a toilet seat placed on top. alderley edge ? .. and was it a soft closer ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Leaves to wipe?Newspapers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 alderley edge ? .. and was it a soft closer ?Gawsworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 (edited) Once went to an "open garden" thingy at Audlem .. when I asked where the loo was the gentleman said "Oh I'd not thought about that!". Edited March 10, 2015 by Lady Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Once went to an "open garden" thingy at Audlem .. when I asked where the loo was the gentleman said "Oh I'd not thought about that!".Did you just piss in his flower bed then? A la Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 Newspapers.Too high-tech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted March 10, 2015 Report Share Posted March 10, 2015 It confuses me why you have to remove a disposable nappy to piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 For the record Bronski, and I know this might be hard to believe, but I reckon you can get Tena pants even in your size. If you can't just wear one of those garden waste sacks.although its beyond me how you could get done for public indecency if your miniscule cock is covered by your belly apron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 11, 2015 Report Share Posted March 11, 2015 I wonder whether Niki Lauda has ever ordered crispy duck in a restaurant? Or other similar chortlesome dishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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