Guest Keith Lard Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 (edited) In Hamburg, St. Pauli's Community of Interest initiated an action where frequented walls in their neighbourhood were sprayed with a superhydrophobic coating. This coating is so water-repellent that urine splashes right back. By doing so, we want to stop those who pee wherever they please. This is fucking bullshit! Where am I supposed to piss after drinking ten bottles of Brothers Cider and then getting kicked out the night club for frotting? Edited March 6, 2015 by BronyKeith * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Have you considered supersize Tena for men, keith? No need to even whip your cock out, just drain away to your hearts content. And no arrest for indecent exposure!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Have you considered supersize Tena for men, keith? No need to even whip your cock out, just drain away to your hearts content. And no arrest for indecent exposure!!I once pissed in a postbox when very drunk. I don't know if that helps at all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Have you considered supersize Tena for men, keith? No need to even whip your cock out, just drain away to your hearts content. And no arrest for indecent exposure!!So you think he actually has a cock then Scotters? Personally I'm not convinced...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Garden hose up your bellend Keith, if you can find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 6, 2015 Report Share Posted March 6, 2015 Never bothered me pissing in public when drunk. Only because I was always unconscious when I did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Never bothered me pissing in public when drunk. Only because I was always unconscious when I did it.I wish I'd known gyppo when I was younger. I like a bit of class, plus she'd have saved me a fortune in rohypnol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Phone boxes were always the pissoir of choice way back when.Judged by the number of prostitutes advertising cards there were knocking around in these places, you'd have to assume human urine was some kind of aphrodisiac - a theory underlined by the volume, depravity and creativity of homosexual graffiti found, where? Yup scrawled all over the walls in blokes toilets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Interesting Brony loitering in St Pauli. Naturally, he wasn't in this old sailor prossie supply catchment area looking at ships, was he? This business of visa-free travel has to stop, otherwise other nations will bill us for damage caused by serial pervs in their countries. Fucking Brony in Hamburg. You might as well get Saville Sausage to look after your kids. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I once pissed in a postbox when very drunk. I don't know if that helps at all?I'd be more impressed if Camberwell did that... I wish I'd known gyppo when I was younger. I like a bit of class, plus she'd have saved me a fortune in rohypnol.Depends how much she drank, could be more expensive... On the plus side, HGV drivers can still legally piss on the side of the road, so long as they have are touching the lorry...In France I beleive it's every Frenchmans legal right to piss on the side of the street, no matter where, at least from what I've seen whilest travelling extensively round France that it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 In China they piss where they please and if you put up a no pissing notice they would piss on that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Why don't they set up some simple toilet cubicles in the street ffs. So at least the piss can drain away to somewhere that doesn't involve puddling and festering in the street. They welcome all the tourist money and encourage drinking of litre's of over priced crap beer but won't invest in basic infrastructure. Oh no, that would be far too sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I once pissed in a McDonalds cup in the back of our van, then opened the side door and poured it down the gutter. Cringeworthy cunt I am at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I once worked with a load of young roofers and they would shit in a macdonald's burger box and leave it laying around to see if some cunt would open it. And they would wipe their arses with cement bags I kid you not.Ring o Fire..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Why don't they set up some simple toilet cubicles in the street ffs. So at least the piss can drain away to somewhere that doesn't involve puddling and festering in the street. They welcome all the tourist money and encourage drinking of litre's of over priced crap beer but won't invest in basic infrastructure. Oh no, that would be far too sensible.Building public toilets/cubicles would only welcome graffiti and vandalism from mindless cunts,therefore costing more money for cleaning and repairs.It would be simpler if the cunts pissed in the toilets supplied in the pubs/clubs where they drank the fucking liquid in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I am sure that PC Plod would look the other way if they saw somebody urinating in the gutter............................................................................. as long as it was over your rotting corpse Bronski. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 I once pissed in a postbox when very drunk. I don't know if that helps at all?The video return slot at Blockbusters for me. I found it more accommodating for the larger gentleman. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Alkaline burns to the ringer must be a bastardNot as bad as you would imagine (although I do not have personal experience) Unlike acid burns, alkaline burns destroy the nerve fibres first and therefore you don't actually feel the cement burn until it is too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 7, 2015 Report Share Posted March 7, 2015 Yes, correct. most construction workers who suffer alkaline burns normally present to A&E 3 or 4 days after the injury. Even at this time their skin and soft tissues are still being damaged. Usually it is the reddening of the skin that causes them to seek help and not pain.How would they spot reddening of the skin around their arses? Mirrors?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 (edited) In China they piss where they please and if you put up a no pissing notice they would piss on that too.Those cunts took to pissing in York City centre in daytime. Filthy . Edited March 8, 2015 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 How would they spot reddening of the skin around their arses? Mirrors??Frank would tell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 The video return slot at Blockbusters for me. I found it more accommodating for the larger gentleman. Been a while since you took a piss has it?How would they spot reddening of the skin around their arses? Mirrors??Go listen to Uncle Nobby by the Macc Ladds, might help.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I once went to a garden party where the "squat" was behind a wall and consisted of a stack of bricks with with a gap in the middle and a toilet seat placed on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 I once went to a garden party where the "squat" was behind a wall and consisted of a stack of bricks with with a gap in the middle and a toilet seat placed on top. Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 8, 2015 Report Share Posted March 8, 2015 Quality.Leaves to wipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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