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Having high expectations of the female kind


Guest Keith Lard

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Guest Keith Lard

No matter how many sexy women there are in this world, they couldn't match up to the variety of the magical equine kind. I'm sure that even Frank could agree that these are some fine mares that are worth doing questionable stuff with.

 

 

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You don't half choose your moments to post your beastiality nightmares.

I'm down at Cheltenham (as if there's any other place in the world to be mid-March) and had a fucking glorious Willie Mullins accumulator going on yesterday. Douvan, Un De Sceaux and Faugheen all go in like the good things they were and we're rolling up a not inconsiderable sum onto Annie Power in the Mares Hurdle.

She skips lengths clear round the final bend and I'm thinking 'Go on girl - the Krug awaits!' only for Ruby Walsh to fire her like an insubordinate underling into the last and she goes down like Foreman in Zaire, meaning I'll have to do legitimate, paid work this next year.

So take your Mares, your louche personality and your adipose body, look up 'The Human Centipede' - and then keep on until you get it right.

....... and fuck off whilst you are doing it.

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Guest Snatch

Snatch, I hope you'll also note that I was carrying out this thankless task at 4:30am. I'm glad my efforts were appreciated.

​Very much appreciated Scotty. Top bloke.

You will be rewarded with 50 nymphomaniacs.

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Guest ducunti

Keith, I come back here after a break and you are posting this shite still. You are a cunt.

I come back to this site after a break and find out the cunts still breathing.

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