Pikeys

[Guest MikeD]

Or gypsies, or travellers or whatever the fuck you call them.

They've pitched up their caravans on a golf course at Montrose in north-east Scotland and are tearing round it on quad bikes.

Sub-human bastards, shoot the cunts.

[Guest nobgobbler]

A bunch of them were refused entry to a wetherspoons restaurant and ended up being awarded 8 grand each. Where do I sign up?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

Golf course?

Pikeys?

 

Now there's a fucking dilema....

[Guest MikeD]

They'll probably tarmac the fucker.

[Jiggerycock]

Got an encampment of them not half a mile away from where I live. ('Travellers'? Go on then - fucking well 'travel'!)

Despite all evidence herein to the contrary, I'm a 'live and let live' kind of bloke and never had any problems with them until my wife's purse got nicked by one of their kids at a school event - I saw him do it, identified him to the school head who, unfortunately, is a very 'right on' type who offered to pay the money to my wife rather than confront the thief and his family. Then I had a brick thrown at my car, a propos of nothing, when driving by their site. Then there was graffiti all over some of our property (silly cunts only went and scribbled their own names), meaning Plod got involved (however, several of my close family are coppers and they have quietly admitted they are shit-scared of taking on the Pikeys because civil liberties groups will be all over them like a rash).

So now, well, fuck 'em, try to ignore 'em but they'll never get an even break from me again.

If only they'd behave like civilised members of society - but they can't or wont.

[Guest MikeD]

Got an encampment of them not half a mile away from where I live. ('Travellers'? Go on then - fucking well 'travel'!)

Despite all evidence herein to the contrary, I'm a 'live and let live' bloke and never had any problems with them until my wife's purse got nicked by one of their kids at a school event - I saw him do it, identified him to the school head who, unfortunately, is a very 'right on' type who offered to pay the money to my wife rather than confront the thief and his family. Then I had a brick thrown at my car, a propos of nothing, when driving by their site. Then there was graffiti all over some of our property (silly cunts only went and scribbled their own names), meaning Plod got involved (however, several of my close family are coppers and they have quietly admitted they are shit-scared of taking on the Pikeys because civil liberties groups will be all over them like a rash).

So now, well fuck 'em, try to ignore 'em but they'll never get an even break from me again.

If only they'd behave like civilised members of society but they can't or wont.

​Absolutely right. None of us are perfect but these bastards refuse to adapt or listen to reason and as long as they're protected by limp-wristed cunts preaching human rights then they'll never have to and they fucking know it. It's an old cliché but if we tried to pull a fraction of the shit these animals do we'd be in trouble fucking quick style.

Gas the cunts.

[Guest nobgobbler]

Much to my parents dismay, in the 60s one of my older brothers married a pikey. You can imagine the hard time her lot gave the poor cunt. Good job he was handy with his fists. 

[Guest MikeD]

Much to my parents dismay, in the 60s one of my older brothers married a pikey. You can imagine the hard time her lot gave the poor cunt. Good job he was handy with his fists. 

​I can imagine, that goes against their whole inbreeding structure.

[Eddie]

Travellers, load of bollocks, more like property developers,  they moved in to a field adjacent to our house over a bank holiday weekend ( gives them more time to get in and settled before the council offices open up). Worse still they had bought the field to 'graze horses on', over the said weekend the tarmac was down and letter boxes up. In comes some cunt of a pikey specialist lawyer who then goes for planning permission to build half a dozen houses so all the pikeys can leave together, ah bless.

This is on green belt land, 2 years later and and numerous court dates they finally get the denied the build. They still done ok though as they told the council they will sell the land to more travelers who are worse behaved than them, council pays 175k for land bought by pikeys for less that 20k two years earleir, thanks very much. 

The only fun I had out of it was walking my dog around said field early every morning calling for the dog at the top of my voice to come after throwing the ball at 5.30am, little pleasures. 

[Guest MikeD]

Travellers, load of bollocks, more like property developers,  they moved in to a field adjacent to our house over a bank holiday weekend ( gives them more time to get in and settled before the council offices open up). Worse still they had bought the field to 'graze horses on', over the said weekend the tarmac was down and letter boxes up. In comes some cunt of a pikey specialist lawyer who then goes for planning permission to build half a dozen houses so all the pikeys can leave together, ah bless.

This is on green belt land, 2 years later and and numerous court dates they finally get the denied the build. They still done ok though as they told the council they will sell the land to more travelers who are worse behaved than them, council pays 175k for land bought by pikeys for less that 20k two years earleir, thanks very much. 

The only fun I had out of it was walking my dog around said field early every morning calling for the dog at the top of my voice to come after throwing the ball at 5.30am, little pleasures. 

​Yep, you don't lead the life they do without knowing a trick or two. Whenever I see them I'm all for petrol-bombing the cunts caravans.