Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Cant work out where 'cunt' is best used here,the BBC for wasting valuable airtime,staff,cameras etc in presenting a 5 minute class on how its done or the cunt of an engineer for wasting precious time and money in such a way instead of engineering a jet that doesn't fucking crash!.I've just invented a formula that dissolves cunts who can only be describes as oxygen theives,Bill Turnbull,youre first up you cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Cant work out where 'cunt' is best used here,the BBC for wasting valuable airtime,staff,cameras etc in presenting a 5 minute class on how its done or the cunt of an engineer for wasting precious time and money in such a way instead of engineering a jet that doesn't fucking crash!.I've just invented a formula that dissolves cunts who can only be describes as oxygen theives,Bill Turnbull,youre first up you cuntLeave Bill Turnbull alone you fucking odious cunt! Any other news reader but him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Another utter waste of engineering talent. If only these cunts would spend more time solving nuclear fusion or solving poverty instead of shit like this we may have a better world to leave to our children.Trevor MacDonald is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Piece of piss this.....1. Put Matthew Pinsent (lardy-arsed 2015 version) in a single scull....2.....Release him upstream of finishing line...3. ...Wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Another utter waste of engineering talent. If only these cunts would spend more time solving nuclear fusion or solving poverty instead of shit like this we may have a better world to leave to our children.Trevor MacDonald is a cunt.It'll never happen Alfers. The more countries that have poverty the more power the rich countries have.Although there no actual governments that are poor. Just the people that live there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Pooh (or poo) sticks is a game for cunt children who can't afford Pokemon Sapphire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Pooh (or poo) sticks is a game for cunt children who can't afford Pokemon Sapphire.'cunt children'Literally speaking, are there any other kind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 'cunt children'Literally speaking, are there any other kind?Perhaps if their father was a supercomputer and their mother was a petri dish?In either event, they could be invited to play Pooh Sticks, Vietnamese-style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Are these pooh (or poo) sticks valuable? Coz I've been making them on a daily basis for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Anyway.. what is the fucking formula??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 PP=A x I x CdYou fucking asked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 PP=A x I x CdYou fucking asked!Pffft. Shows how much you know Dimmo. That's the formula that makes Coco Pops chocolaty. The Pooh sticks formula is actually Pp=A x I x Cd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Are these pooh (or poo) sticks valuable? Coz I've been making them on a daily basis for years!you fucking lightweight. I've been making poo(h) trunks for ages on my Iceland/Farmfoods diet. Thats right, the lack of roughage and fibre in my diet means i dont even shit logs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Pffft. Shows how much you know Dimmo. That's the formula that makes Coco Pops chocolaty. The Pooh sticks formula is actually Pp=A x I x Cdno,silly bollocks,but the formula for your good self is 1AM=S1lLy CllNT+W@n £€R Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Pffft. Shows how much you know Dimmo. That's the formula that makes Coco Pops chocolaty. The Pooh sticks formula is actually Pp=A x I x CdPP=A x I x CdYou fucking asked!Thanks Deeb...for a minute there I thought it was just me being thick as fuck...I shall sleep better tonight now that's been cleared up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 you fucking lightweight. I've been making poo(h) trunks for ages on my Iceland/Farmfoods diet. Thats right, the lack of roughage and fibre in my diet means i dont even shit logs.I'll match your Iceland/Farmfoods and raise you a Lidl/Aldi and I'll even throw in a roadside burger van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'll match your Iceland/Farmfoods and raise you a Lidl/Aldi and I'll even throw in a roadside burger van. Have a go at a few servings of Hakarl, the Icelandic delicacy. You'll have production en masse within an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Have a go at a few servings of Hakarl, the Icelandic delicacy. You'll have production en masse within an hour. Had a Ginsters buffet bar from the garage. Cat sick in a cock....had to 60-0mph pull up in a lay-by and shart/mustard/spray into a paint tray on the way home from b&q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Have a go at a few servings of Hakarl, the Icelandic delicacy. You'll have production en masse within an hour. the only way to pronounce that word correctly requires some serious projectile vomiting. Hhhhakaaaaaaarl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Leave Bill Turnbull alone you fucking odious cunt! Any other news reader but him! Seriously?,this cunt sits there with his mouth looking like its been stiched up to resemble a cats arsehole and tries to be funny with repartee akin to the fucking chuckle brothers.I actually despise the cunt so much I find myself tuning in before I go to work just so I can cunt him off and put myself in the right frame of mind to face the days tedious arseholes I have to deal with, 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Seriously?,this cunt sits there with his mouth looking like its been stiched up to resemble a cats arsehole and tries to be funny with repartee akin to the fucking chuckle brothers.I actually despise the cunt so much I find myself tuning in before I go to work just so I can cunt him off and put myself in the right frame of mind to face the days tedious arseholes I have to deal with,Yeah but he wakes up to work with some nice birds.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 the only way to pronounce that word correctly requires some serious projectile vomiting. Hhhhakaaaaaaarl.Just thinking about that word induces prohectile vomiting! What a vile thing to serve up. They ferment rotting shark meat for who knows how long, and then pass it around as a gesture of friendship. I'd give a cunt a right fucking kicking if they handed that to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Just thinking about that word induces prohectile vomiting! What a vile thing to serve up. They ferment rotting shark meat for who knows how long, and then pass it around as a gesture of friendship. I'd give a cunt a right fucking kicking if they handed that to me. I think the friendship angle is this... when you go to someone's house for a dinner party or whatever, and you know his missus can't cook to save her life, you, as good friends, are polite and make some murmerings about "mm.. lovely.. no thanks I'm full, couldnt eat another morsel.."..this is just a point blank test, "OI!! Are you MY MATE or what, yer fucking cunt? Neck this or piss off!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 This is known as a 'local delicacy' which means "What can we get stupid forriners to eat?" No one ever refuses a 'local delicacy' when offered, for fear of causing offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Comparing bad seafood to a delicacy is like ...wait, that's scruff's line. Id still throw the local delicacy in the servers face if placed in front of me. There are places in the world that consider fire roasted roaches a delicacy, that doesn't mean I won't glass the cunt who tries to get me to eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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