applescruff14 Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 It's an absolute cuntfest that needs to be pulled down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 So do my mrs' knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 So do my mrs' knickers.Volunteers take 2 steps forwards!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 So do my mrs' knickers.I'd like to be lucky and pull a woman's knickers but won't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Volunteers take 2 steps forwards!!Just kidding, if I don't want to go there neither would you! There be strange things lurking within! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Just kidding, if I don't want to go there neither would you! There be strange things lurking within!A cock? Valerie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 (edited) She just doesn't give me the fucking horn any more. (Works both ways she says). Edited October 19, 2015 by Alfie Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 anyway, what Ad? I searched and got this instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 anyway, what Ad? I searched and got this instead... Judging by the look of the redneck twat, I'm surprised he wasn't shooting over his daughter's lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 best thing was that Child Protection visited him... and congratulated him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 So do my mrs' knickers.Out of likes, Mr. Sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'd like to be lucky and pull a woman's knickers but won't happen.Have you ever given thought to paying a slapped to let you live your fantasies? Of course, there is always the less expensive route of buying some Rohypnol and hoping the fit lass actually drinks it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 anyway, what Ad? I searched and got this instead... Is there anything yanks won't shoot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Have you ever given thought to paying a slapped to let you live your fantasies? Of course, there is always the less expensive route of buying some Rohypnol and hoping the fit lass actually drinks it. If it's good enough for Bill Cosby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 Is there anything yanks won't shoot?Yeah, The Enemy... can't fucking hit them to save their lives, useless friendly fire cunts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I'd like to be lucky and pull a woman's knickers but won't happen.I'd send you a pair of mine Apple, but I've no idea if you'd want them freshly laundered or if you prefer the pre bold 2 in 1 sort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 His daughter says the word shit 3 times and he responds with a lethal weapon. What will he do if she calls him a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 His daughter says the word shit 3 times and he responds with a lethal weapon. What will he do if she calls him a cunt?Probably a typical red kneck response involving incestual rape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Probably a typical red kneck response involving incestual rape...and the Child Protection Office of Alabama (or wherever) will publish a report stating that his methods will now become the State Wide Ideal Parenting Practice Policy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Probably a typical red kneck response involving incestual rape.That film "deliverance" could have been based on a true story. No wonder so many yanks think they need to keep a gun "furr purrtecshun" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 That film "deliverance" could have been based on a true story. No wonder so many yanks think they need to keep a gun "furr purrtecshun"I'm in north-east Scotland.Deliverance? Fucking amateurs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I'm in north-east Scotland.Deliverance? Fucking amateurs!Oh dear, best not go out wearing a kilt with no undies then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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