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No I do not want 10 minutes of free access... I just  want you to.stop fucking popping up at every 30 seconds when I am trying to continue my research into reproduction techniques and female upper body abnormalities.

 

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4 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

No I do not want 10 minutes of free access... I just  want you to.stop fucking popping up at every 30 seconds when I am trying to continue my research into reproduction techniques and female upper body abnormalities.

 

I have no idea what you are talking about. Though I would guess at a smutty site. Like Punkape I am a good Christian and can't condone such things . You and Jasmin are on the road to damnation and you are in the fast lane. See the error of your ways before its to late. Punkers and I will pray for you.

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14 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

I have no idea what you are talking about. Though I would guess at a smutty site. Like Punkape I am a good Christian and can't condone such things . You and Jasmin are on the road to damnation and you are in the fast lane. See the error of your ways before its to late. Punkers and I will pray for you.

As a good Christian and a devout catholic like Pinkape, these sort of sites would obviously be distasteful to yourselves Scrotes.

Catholics tastes and preferences have been the subject of discussion here before and although I am a live and let live type of chap, quite frankly its rather shameful the way you Catholics treat your younger folks..     

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I know what you mean, every time I search for a film or TV series this shit pops up, it's a fucker if you've got the speakers on full pelt "would you like to see this disease ridden cunt" No i'm alright cheers, if I wanted to look at that I'd go stand outside Bubbles house and take a gander through the window.

Good nom total cunts and not in a good way.

 

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1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

No I do not want 10 minutes of free access... I just  want you to.stop fucking popping up at every 30 seconds when I am trying to continue my research into reproduction techniques and female upper body abnormalities.

 

Luke- top nom, and ignore that lying cunt Withers, he has no doubt wasted solid days of life closing these popups while mid, er, important research. Or whatever the equivalent is, Live Norton or whatever.

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5 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said:

I know what you mean, every time I search for a film or TV series this shit pops up, it's a fucker if you've got the speakers on full pelt "would you like to see this disease ridden cunt" No i'm alright cheers, if I wanted to look at that I'd go stand outside Bubbles house and take a gander through the window.

Good nom total cunts and not in a good way.

 

I'd be careful of getting to close to the windows of bubbles gaff, you're likely to get an unusually accurate underarm fling of Mrs Bubbles shite in your face.

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1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

No I do not want 10 minutes of free access... I just  want you to.stop fucking popping up at every 30 seconds when I am trying to continue my research into reproduction techniques and female upper body abnormalities.

 

Two options here, luke. Stop watching porn, (probably not a goer,) or switch on your adblocker. Works a treat on chrome and firefox. 

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Depends if it's Jasmin off A Place in the Sun...?

(yeah, I'd have a couple of goes...)

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5 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

Oh Quincers you know me so well

Wasn't it good! Wasn't it fine! Isn't it madness....

....tuuuuurn around , bright eyes !

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3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Depends if it's Jasmin off A Place in the Sun...?

 

3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said:

Depends if it's Jasmin off A Place in the Sun...?

(yeah, I'd have a couple of goes...)

what the fuck are you playing at your stupid epically boring tosspot Ding.......where's my mandatory dross flavoured multiquote then....am I out of favour or something.

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6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Wasn't it good! Wasn't it fine! Isn't it madness....

....tuuuuurn around , bright eyes !

nothing like a beautiful friendship Quince....it makes me uneasy though..so what next between you two girls as this is how it starts...first the mutual awarding of Likes....then the furtive stares across the room at each other. writing crap poetry to each other before booking into a Travelodge for a rendezvous. It will end in tears , be warned.  

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22 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

nothing like a beautiful friendship Quince....it makes me uneasy though..so what next between you two girls as this is how it starts...first the mutual awarding of Likes....then the furtive stares across the room at each other. writing crap poetry to each other before booking into a Travelodge for a rendezvous. It will end in tears , be warned.  

I was going to say that sort of thing might wash in France... but then again nothing gets washed in France ..

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Guest DingTheRioja
1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

what the fuck are you playing at your stupid epically boring tosspot Ding.......where's my mandatory dross flavoured multiquote then....am I out of favour or something.

Excuse me while i give a shit.

Oh sorry, I don't.

35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

I was going to say that sort of thing might wash in France... but then again nothing gets washed in France ..

Of course some stuff gets washed in France, the familys' collaboration gets washed away and conveniently forgotten.

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Guest luke swarm
20 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Excuse me while i give a shit.

Oh sorry, I don't.

 

You're not Judgetwi are you as that sounded uncannily like him.

On seconds thoughts no..the Judge posts stuff that is funny sometimes.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
27 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Excuse me while i give a shit.

Oh sorry, I don't.

Of course some stuff gets washed in France, the familys' collaboration gets washed away and conveniently forgotten.

Fuck off Ding you dense pudding.

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4 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

You're not Judgetwi are you as that sounded uncannily like him.

On seconds thoughts no..the Judge posts stuff that is funny sometimes.

What day was that then?

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12 minutes ago, Snatch said:

What day was that then?

well obviously he does not mean it to be funny but come on...it is fucking come across as hilarious.

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