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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've been in the cooler for the past two days, Bill. I nearly fell asleep reading the fucking drivel that's been shat out by some of our less astute colleagues the last few days.

Mike has climbed to the top of the board based upon Ding's like contribution in relation to his new Stormfront material, and the less said about Ding the better. Without us here to keep him in check, Withers has been scampering over the threads like he owns the fucking place, whilst having what I can only assume was a mental breakdown. Frank has been as useless as tits on a fish, and Punkape appears to have joined Boko Haram. 

Bubbles thinks he owns the fucking place, the shirty little Welsh gnome. Him and that bent mole-man sidekick. I hope they exchange STDs till they're both totally dead.

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5 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Bubbles thinks he owns the fucking place, the shirty little Welsh gnome. Him and that bent mole-man sidekick. I hope they exchange STDs till they're both totally dead.

Fuck off Quimsy, cunting you and keeping you on a leash is all the entertainment I need. 

I do believe you even got so perturbed that you started down the Eddie school of nonce accusations. That was funny, when you shit yourself and started bawling. 

Not as funny as the shit that you PM'd me, tut tut. What would the other cunts on here think if they knew your little secret?

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
29 minutes ago, Bubbles said:

Fuck off Quimsy, cunting you and keeping you on a leash is all the entertainment I need. 

I do believe you even got so perturbed that you started down the Eddie school of nonce accusations. That was funny, when you shit yourself and started bawling. 

Not as funny as the shit that you PM'd me, tut tut. What would the other cunts on here think if they knew your little secret?

Yeah , all this was just too much - I couldn't handle the pressure.

 The secret where I attempted to egg you into grassing fatty? I think it was fair enough. I also asked him to grass you.

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1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Bubbles thinks he owns the fucking place, the shirty little Welsh gnome. Him and that bent mole-man sidekick. I hope they exchange STDs till they're both totally dead.

Gnome, eh?

 

I staggered into the police station and said "I've just been beaten up by a dwarf in the Red Lion." 

"We'll deal with it sir," replied the copper. "He's a gnome offender." 

 

 

(Courtesy of drew peacock, btw.)

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Guest luke swarm
8 minutes ago, scotty said:

Gnome, eh?

 

I staggered into the police station and said "I've just been beaten up by a dwarf in the Red Lion." 

"We'll deal with it sir," replied the copper. "He's a gnome offender." 

 

 

(Courtesy of drew peacock, btw.)

not for this first time Scotty...we have a leak from your parent thread......this is a serious nomination about the Porn Paradigm as Mrs Roops would say so sorry...no crap jokes here unless your name is Ding or Mike. 

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7 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

not for this first time Scotty...we have a leak from your parent thread......this is a serious nomination about the Porn Paradigm as Mrs Roops would say so sorry...no crap jokes here unless your name is Ding or Mike. 

You bell-end.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
31 minutes ago, scotty said:

Gnome, eh?

 

I staggered into the police station and said "I've just been beaten up by a dwarf in the Red Lion." 

"We'll deal with it sir," replied the copper. "He's a gnome offender." 

 

 

(Courtesy of drew peacock, btw.)

Sex offender, more like.

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I don't get the appeal of sites like this. If I wanted to pay some bored looking eastern european slag insane amounts of money to get her tits out, I'd knock next door and find out what the going rate is.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Agentpeanut said:

I don't get the appeal of sites like this. If I wanted to pay some bored looking eastern european slag insane amounts of money to get her tits out, I'd knock next door and find out what the going rate is.

I don't think that sort of transaction involves insane amounts of money. You're clearly a fucking mug.

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18 hours ago, luke swarm said:

not for this first time Scotty...we have a leak from your parent thread......this is a serious nomination about the Porn Paradigm as Mrs Roops would say so sorry...no crap jokes here unless your name is Ding or Mike. 

I'm just posting them whenever I remember them luke,  whatever thread I'm on. 

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Guest luke swarm
6 minutes ago, scotty said:

I'm just posting them whenever I remember them luke,  whatever thread I'm on. 

well please desist....I insist on cunts remaining on topic when its such a serious matter.....there is a time for flippancy and joviality but where Porn viewing pleasure is threatened.....well how much more serious can you get.

 

Fuck off Roops.

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