Rev Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you mean changing a wheel. To change a tyre you'd need one of those whatsit thingy they have in shitqwik. I don't have to worry about changing a wheel. I just flash a leg and they queue up to help me out. Me neither. In emergencies such as this, I just whistle and am immediately surrounded by raven-haired open-minded nubile lesbians, dressed in cut-off shorts and ill-fitting skinny-rib t-shirts tied at the waist. I still have to call some cunt out to change the fucking tyre, but it keeps me from spending all my data on double penetration dwarf-porn while I'm waiting for the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Rev said: Me neither. In emergencies such as this, I just whistle and am immediately surrounded by raven-haired open-minded nubile lesbians, dressed in cut-off shorts and ill-fitting skinny-rib t-shirts tied at the waist. I still have to call some cunt out to change the fucking tyre, but it keeps me from spending all my data on double penetration dwarf-porn while I'm waiting for the bastard. You are a man of the cloth aren't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think you mean changing a wheel. To change a tyre you'd need one of those whatsit thingy they have in shitqwik. I don't have to worry about changing a wheel. I just flash a leg and they queue up to help me out. Whos? 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Mine unfortunately Fool, should have borrowed one first to see what they were like. 4 minutes ago, Rev said: Me neither. In emergencies such as this, I just whistle and am immediately surrounded by raven-haired open-minded nubile lesbians, dressed in cut-off shorts and ill-fitting skinny-rib t-shirts tied at the waist. ............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You are a man of the cloth aren't you? Perk of the job, gypo. The novelty of all that Jesus bollocks wore off after I fucked the living daylights out of our elderly organist some time ago. I hand pick the cunts from the WI Wet 'n' Willing Widows section of the choir. It's a win/win situation really. They get plunged to the fucking elbow and I get cakes. What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 8 minutes ago, Rev said: Perk of the job, gypo. The novelty of all that Jesus bollocks wore off after I fucked the living daylights out of our elderly organist some time ago. I hand pick the cunts from the WI Wet 'n' Willing Widows section of the choir. It's a win/win situation really. They get plunged to the fucking elbow and I get cakes. What's not to like? Obviously a protestant. You wouldn't get sexual deviance in the Catholic Church. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 It's a broad church I preside over, gypo... I run a specialised care service for lesbians, nymphomaniacs, cheap(ish) prostitutes and Brazilian female scat artists. Just no poofs. They can simply fuck off and die on the streets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Obviously a protestant. You wouldn't get sexual deviance in the Catholic Church. ..and he's shagging females... that's the main giveaway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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