Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Already done. I used one of his spunk soaked wigs that I found under the bed. Fighting fire with fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 15 hours ago, Gurt said: Shit off you hairy dogs cock. I don't remember that quote from the first series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don't remember that quote from the first series. Gurt has limited access to modern entertainment , living as he does in a earthy tunnel. Gurt: you are a burrowing piece of shit. Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt has limited access to modern entertainment , living as he does in a earthy tunnel. Gurt: you are a burrowing piece of shit. Fuck me. QC,unless your going all Punkape,that last part could do with phrasing somewhat differently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 57 minutes ago, Snatch said: QC,unless your going all Punkape,that last part could do with phrasing somewhat differently. You are right- an innocent expletive could be easily construed as a wanton pitch for bum sex. Gurt: don't get any ideas. Fuck me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 Those bangers will be awesome Gurt, they think of everything now, even adding some dental floss for the chewy bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt has limited access to modern entertainment , living as he does in a earthy tunnel. Gurt: you are a burrowing piece of shit. Fuck me. I hear you are an Irishman living in Scotland, take recreational drugs and are currently recovering from a virulent throat infection. These points lead me to believe you are are flouncing, loud, overboard homo of graham nortonesque proportions and therefore had to leave your homeland for fear of persecution, take part in 'chem-sex' parties with multiple partners weekly and enjoy pork sword swallowing. Your much mooted question ' do you want me to shite in your mouth?' is also indicative. Ask Punkape or Frank. Fuck off shit lips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 On 5 August 2016 at 5:53 PM, Gurt said: I hear you are an Irishman living in Scotland, take recreational drugs and are currently recovering from a virulent throat infection. These points lead me to believe you are are flouncing, loud, overboard homo of graham nortonesque proportions and therefore had to leave your homeland for fear of persecution, take part in 'chem-sex' parties with multiple partners weekly and enjoy pork sword swallowing. Your much mooted question ' do you want me to shite in your mouth?' is also indicative. Ask Punkape or Frank. Fuck off shit lips. Gurt, I am currently dining at One Devonshire Gardens, and do not care to interrupt proceedings by dealing with a disgusting wretch. Your tone is beyond insolent and I'll deal with you later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 18 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt, I am currently dining at One Devonshire Gardens, and do not care to interrupt proceedings by dealing with a disgusting wretch. Your tone is beyond insolent and I'll deal with you later. Gurt is dead. My Jack Russell ripped him out of a freshly dug mole hill and chewed up his beady little eyes and snuffling snout. RIP Gurters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 6, 2016 Report Share Posted August 6, 2016 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Gurt is dead. My Jack Russell ripped him out of a freshly dug mole hill and chewed up his beady little eyes and snuffling snout. RIP Gurters. Never mind. Gurters and I have a discussion due. Hes a very naughty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 19 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurt, I am currently dining at One Devonshire Gardens, and do not care to interrupt proceedings by dealing with a disgusting wretch. Your tone is beyond insolent and I'll deal with you later. Rather nice place, although I did prefer the older styled rooms before the revamp years ago. They used to do a cracking smoked salmon breakfast, before that timeshare shit took over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 On 6 August 2016 at 7:52 PM, Bill Stickers said: Gurt is dead. My Jack Russell ripped him out of a freshly dug mole hill and chewed up his beady little eyes and snuffling snout. RIP Gurters. He'll be sorely missed. Next time I take a shit, I will think of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 On 7-8-2016 at 11:38 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: He'll be sorely missed. Next time I take a shit, I will think of him. You'll probably think of him the next time you take a wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: You'll probably think of him the next time you take a wank. I'll think of him next time I remove a fungal infected toenail, and feel relief it's gone. Rip Gurt , you're a fucking rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'll think of I'm next time I remove a fungal infected toenail, and feel relief it's gone. Rip Gurt , you're a fucking rat. I've never heard of him. Or was he a her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 28 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I've never heard of him. Or was he a her? Everyone who is anyone knows the ignoble mole man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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