Guest Gurt Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just cooked up a steak I found in a bin in the ladies toilets. Think it was on the turn as it tasted strange and was very chewy which is a shame as I cooked it perfectly; a good crust on the outside and rare in the middle. Im going back to see if anyone's left any fresher ones in a minute. I think I saw some kind of sausages in there too. Yum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Fuck off you vile disgusting perverted subhuman fucking cunt. I have had to throw away my dinner after reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Fuck off you vile disgusting perverted subhuman fucking cunt. I have had to throw away my dinner after reading that. Gurt is a depraved, fuckwit pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Not funny, not cuntish. Just disgusting. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 I'm top of the leaderboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: I'm top of the leaderboard. Who did you blow for that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm top of the leaderboard. Well done, very well deserved too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 What a waste of fucking space this nom is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 What a pure cunty. Rot in pig shite you horse fucking stain. And save me some of that steak next time. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 If we are talking exotic dishes, Gobbler has got a lot of Frank's crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Underwatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Well done gurt the first nom in along time that made me spit my beer out. 10/10 and fuck you other prudish cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Underwatch said: Well done gurt the first nom in along time that made me spit my beer out. 10/10 and fuck you other prudish cunts You say "beer" but we all know you mean "spunk". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Gurt... You cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Underwatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Another spunk reference the go to filler for the corner. Where is my bleach or other such quip that is the norm. The sauna is filling up so my mouth will be full for a awhile.lol lil full Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Underwatch said: fuck you other prudish cunts Underpants,it's not a case of being prudish,it's more a case of this nom being total shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, Underwatch said: Another spunk reference the go to filler for the corner. Here's one that Mrs Roops might appreciate. That's a lot to swallow! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 26 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: If we are talking exotic dishes, Gobbler has got a lot of Frank's crabs. Withers you fucking dope, I'm staying in a superb little hotel overlooking la Garonne tomorrow. Fancy an eyeball?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Withers you fucking dope, I'm staying in a superb little hotel overlooking la Garonne tomorrow. Fancy an eyeball?. My gite was superb until I let you stop over. The chambermaid is still scrubbing jizz and vomit off the walls. Only yesterday a wig was found to be blocking the U-bend. Leaving that McDonald voucher as a tip indeed. Fuck off and eyeball your crabs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: My gite was superb until I let you stop over. The chambermaid is still scrubbing jizz and vomit off the walls. Only yesterday a wig was found to be blocking the U-bend. Leaving that McDonald voucher as a tip indeed. Fuck off and eyeball your crabs. we've heard all that shit you boring repeating fucking canard-cul. Why won't you meet me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Frank said: we've heard all that shit you boring repeating fucking canard-cul. Why won't you meet me? Standards must be maintained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Standards must be maintained Your a little shyster and no doubt quasimodo fucking ugly.. with shameless rooms worse than the F1 boxes on the autoroute. Agree to meet or I'll find you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm top of the leaderboard. I was there for a day, couple of weeks ago. Celebrated with a bottle of prosseco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was there for a day, couple of weeks ago. Celebrated with a bottle of prosseco. a double eclipse by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 54 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: If we are talking exotic dishes, Gobbler has got a lot of Frank's crabs. He's had a good bit of her dougnut and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He's had a good bit of her dougnut and all. Encrusted bap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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