PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: You're not one of them dribbling leg dragging blue badge cunts who parks across the entrance to my drive are you? No, I'd be more likey to abandon my vehicle on your lop sided fizzgog Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Could never understand why people need personal trainers when you can get exercises off the internet. I can do ab crunches and squats so why should I pay some meat head 30 quid to fucking tell me how to do them? Up the budget and ya mite be able to get clothing in normal shops instead of the Halfords car cover ya normally wear Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Could never understand why people need personal trainers when you can get exercises off the internet. I can do ab crunches and squats so why should I pay some meat head 30 quid to fucking tell me how to do them? Probably so you can slaver all over him like a proper slag eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Could never understand why people need personal trainers when you can get exercises off the internet. I can do ab crunches and squats so why should I pay some meat head 30 quid to fucking tell me how to do them? They're no different to those cunts who write these self help books or "How to make million in one day" fr example. They are the only ones who benefit when dense cunts buy these books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 You need some Plusgas. A quick squirt the night before and you will bring your nuts off easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Could never understand why people need personal trainers when you can get exercises off the internet. I can do ab crunches and squats so why should I pay some meat head 30 quid to fucking tell me how to do them? You might not want to, but half the bored housewives whose husbands are shagging the secretary need something, and I'd hazard a guess that £30 would be cheap for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Does anybody else think panzer would smell like grilled lamb chops if he stands too close to the barbeque, or is it just me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You might not want to, but half the bored housewives whose husbands are shagging the secretary need something, and I'd hazard a guess that £30 would be cheap for them... Lot of that aswell. .show up ..make a few token exercises then shes on her knees chuggin away..in that classic phrase by the genius that was Tommy Cooper.. Juzlikedat Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 19 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Up the budget and ya mite be able to get clothing in normal shops instead of the Halfords car cover ya normally wear Panzerknacker Berk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Berk Skinflint Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 On 10/08/2016 at 1:34 PM, Panzerknacker said: Very cranky today scrotey baby what's up with ya. .gwan. .spill..I'm listening comrade Panzerknacker So you're a PT eh? Ok what weight training can be dangerous for clients with HT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: So you're a PT eh? Ok what weight training can be dangerous for clients with HT? Eh.. all of it?..pie scoffing cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Eh.. all of it?..pie scoffing cunts Panzerknacker Isometric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 19 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Skinflint Panzerknacker My skins never flinted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Probably so you can slaver all over him like a proper slag eh? That makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Does anybody else think panzer would smell like grilled lamb chops if he stands too close to the barbeque, or is it just me? I see where you're coming from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That makes no sense. Maybe if you put down the large Cod n chip. .wipe your hands under the armpits of your car cover and clean the screen on your device and read it again it'll make more sense Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Maybe if you put down the large Cod n chip. .wipe your hands under the armpits of your car cover and clean the screen on your device and read it again it'll make more sense Panzerknacker No. I said I wouldn't pay 30 quid to a meat head so why the fuck should I "slaver" (what the fuck is that?) Over him? I'm a vegetarian so I don't eat cod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. I said I wouldn't pay 30 quid to a meat head so why the fuck should I "slaver" (what the fuck is that?) Over him? I'm a vegetarian so I don't eat cod. Just how far do you think 30 quid goes these days . I'd say your a shut in living in a green sleeping bag with egg on it Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. I said I wouldn't pay 30 quid to a meat head so why the fuck should I "slaver" (what the fuck is that?) Over him? I'm a vegetarian so I don't eat cod. Because you suffer from insatiable lusts , and so forth . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Maybe if you put down the large Cod n chip. .wipe your hands under the armpits of your car cover and clean the screen on your device and read it again it'll make more sense Panzerknacker Cod n chip? you only get one chip round your way? In Yorkshire we get a whole bag full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. I said I wouldn't pay 30 quid to a meat head so why the fuck should I "slaver" (what the fuck is that?) Over him? I'm a vegetarian so I don't eat cod. It's common speak for salivate. Punkape's probably doing it now over jar of jellied eels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: It's common speak for salivate. Punkape's probably doing it now over jar of jellied eels. Close. Punkape's probably doing it now TO a jar of jellied eels, TO a jar of jellied eels. To a jar of male jellied eels. To a jar of Male Nigerian jellied eels with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 17 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Cod n chip? you only get one chip round your way? In Yorkshire we get a whole bag full. I'm sure you leave with a sack full it's the only way to get you to move off the premises. .keep flinging chips at the troglodyte at the counter till it slouches off Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Cod n chip? you only get one chip round your way? In Yorkshire we get a whole bag full. Maybe you should only have one, tubster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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